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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 5:13pm UTC

him: You are beautiful
me : You are drunk

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:36pm UTC

"This password is weak"
i don't care i want this password

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 1:13pm UTC

I dress like a homeless at school because:
1.I'm not impressing anyone
2.I hate everyone
3.I'm lazy

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I don't know how people get
eaten by sharks. I mean, how can you not hear the music?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 5:50pm UTC

One time I said, "At least I was the fastest sp.erm." and then I remembered
that I'm a twin. I wasn't the fastest. It was a draw.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 6:06pm UTC

Don't tell me you love me
until you have seen me a 3 am;
broken down
screaming
crying
and incredibly lost.
Don't tell me you love me
until you have seen
the picture my scars paint of me
for that is who I truely am

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC

"I had my period before I was 14 and I was at my guy-friend's house,
i forgot to bring pads and his parents were there.We were eating strawberries on his white couch, and I didn't realise i had bled through my shorts onto his white couch while i was wearing WHITE SHORTS. His parents left the room and I got up and saw blood everywhere and started crying and he grabbed the strawberries and mashed them on the couch and on me and himself quickly and when his parents came back, he said,
"we had a fruit war."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Me: *aggresively procrastinates for three hours on something that could have been finished in a half hour*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 2:26pm UTC

I ordered a pizza at 11:55 pm on New Years Eve and then when the
delivery guy came at 12:20, I told him that my pizza should be free because I ordered it last year.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm so ugly,
even the mirror showed a 404 error.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC

The only reason
I enjoy going to bed is
so I can make stories up in my head
which makes my brain think
it’s actually real.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Pollen: *accidentally enters my body*
Immune System: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Hey, sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl--
Immune System: We're under attack!
Pollen: What?! No! We just got lo--
Immune System: Open the floodgates!
Pollen: The what?
Mucas Membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune System: All of them.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't...oh sh--
*dramatic music*
Me: *sneezes*

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC

i would
never cheat on someone.
I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
is a once in a lifetime thing
I'm not gonna mess it up

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Aurora876
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Finally can wear contacts,
I feel super good about myself

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 6:13pm UTC

everyone else:
omg i wonder if my crush is thinking about me asdfghjkl
me:
i wonder where that
pencil i lost
5 years ago is...
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 6:44am UTC

My idea of flirting..
*cute guy approaches me and my friend*
Him: Hi. I'm Guy.
Me: Yes, yes you are a guy.
Me: Quite a guy.
Him :...
Friend: ...
Me: Oh, my.
Him: ...
Me: That rhymes. Yikes.
Him: ...
Me: ...
Me: Bikes!
Me: *giggles nervously*
Him: Are you mentally disabled?
Me: ..
Friend:...
Him: I'm serious.

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC

My heart and I? Yeah we have issues.
I'm never sure if I should hate you or miss you.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 8:02pm UTC

I am real.
I don't care if you believe it or not, but I know for a fact that I am.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 8:22pm UTC

I'm better off alone then having to deal with your issues
I didn't say yes to that.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:17pm UTC

If I'm Romeo, then you're Juliet
As long as I'm breathing I love you to death.
Forget all your friends, we're nothing to them.
I swear I'll do anything you want me to.
They tell me I'm crazy for falling for you

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