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LittleDeath
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April 3, 2012 6:59am UTC

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ImSmallButImNotWeak
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April 1, 2012 10:39pm UTC

*Sleepovers*
What guys think happen: Oh em gee lets have a pillow fight in our panties!!!
What actually happens: Dude did you just fart?

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harrypotterlover42
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March 31, 2012 3:22pm UTC

MEANWHILE, AT THE CORNUCOPIA...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss:
Katniss: YOLO.
nmq, tumblr thought it was funny.

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unic0rn
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March 31, 2012 3:02pm UTC

besstfriend: "I'm gonna get a grape tattoo so that way when I'm older, it will be a raisin."
me: OMFG THIS IS WHY WE'RE FRIENDS.
smartphowned.com

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BravoSierra
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March 30, 2012 2:39pm UTC

credittoforgeter
Yes, I do play COD.
Girls like to blow stuff up, too.

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blahhxxemmy
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February 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC

dad: i like it better when you wear your glasses
me: why? cause i'm ugly?
dad: that, and because you can't see
me:
dad: so your reaction time is slower...
me:
dad: you're like a mole...

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blahhxxemmy
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March 20, 2012 8:28pm UTC

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GottaBelieveInSomething
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March 25, 2012 8:02pm UTC

fav this if you're not the same person that you were a year ago.
GottaBelieveInSomething

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heidy787
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March 22, 2012 2:59pm UTC

My 4 year old sister might have cancer
Please pray for her

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sammilover14
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March 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Words hurt feelings,
Silence breaks hearts.

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2WriteLoveOnHerArmsxx
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March 25, 2012 9:22am UTC

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Lorcan
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March 25, 2012 10:28am UTC

Your past has you in the choke hold,
You deserve it from what I've been told.

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Lorcan
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March 25, 2012 9:42am UTC

Girls are always commenting on my profile with their phone numbers, even though I don't want to text them, and I got annoyed so I texted one of them to teach her a lesson...
Me: Hey, I saw your milkshake. I'm in your yard (;
Her: Uhhmm, wth? Who are you?
Me: Me? I'm Pedobear.
Her: Not funny . Who are you really? Uh and how old are you.?
Me: my name is Billy Bob and i am 69 years of age
Her: Wtf, crreep .....
Me: how?? I am just looking for love :'(
Her: You have serious problems.....
Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GET A B0NER EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU!!
Her: You need to go to a mental hospital.
Me: No all I need is to look at you. <333 I'm looking in your window right now, aww you're so cute when you're creeped out (;
Her: WHAT THE HELL !! Stop texting me
Me: bby.. Why don't you love me..? :''(
Her: Go away weirdoo
Me: No baby, come back! You can blame it all on mee :(</3
Her: What the f*ckk..
Me: Yes bbygal? <33
Her: Don't f*cking call me that. I have a boyfriend.
Me: So..? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score. (;
Her: You're a freaking freak. (LOL, 'freaking freak'?)
Me: Lol you're soo cute when you're mad <3
Her: Do old men even know what Lol means.?
Me: Duh, I'm modern. LOL you a stoopid hoeee.
Her: Hahahah no. Your a fail. Go jump off a cliff, kbye.
Me: You're* Jesus, you young 'uns need a proper education.
Her: My education is fine, thanks.
Me: No it's not honey. I can come into your room and help you with basic English if you'd like, I'm outside right now (;
Her: No thanks. Leave me alone, creeeeep.
Me: .... And that's what you get for putting your phone number on the Internet. :)
True story. If you're that girl, LOL hi. I hope you've learned your lesson.

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mustaches_
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March 24, 2012 8:35pm UTC

It's not your place to say whether or not I'm going to get hurt. Everyone is going to hurt me eventually, and he's one of the people that makes the pain worth it. I don't care what anyone says. I'm not going to live my life without taking chances.

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Lorcan
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March 24, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Witty Profiles is not the same website I joined
in August 2011.

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tylerr
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February 26, 2012 4:02am UTC

me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
tv: lol but good shows are on
iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
mind: what's the meaning of life though?
temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
body: lol time for itches
person i like: hey

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peacex3jenn
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February 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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March 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
You walk past girls at school thinking
"Why aren't I that beautiful?"
You walk past good looking guys thinking
"Why can't I be his girlfriend?"
You walk past a cute couple thinking
"I am not perfect enough to be in a relationship"
You walk past a rich house thinking
"Why can't I live in that house?"
You walk past a mirror thinking
"Why did I have to be me?"

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Love_To_Laugh123
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March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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