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1. hanzoo346
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   If my mom saw my
   witty
   »I'd so totally be in therapy.
   nmf
   
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2. ImJustMeh
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   I want to go back to the generation where..
   “going out” was going on a date,
   not immediatly begin bf/gf.
   I wanna go back to the
   generation where a guy would
   physically call her and talk to her,
   not text. I wanna go back to the
   generation where your first kiss
   would be with someone you’ve
   been dating for months, not
   hookup with a guy you meet in
   a club. I wanna go back to the
   generation where a guy would
   give you his varsity jacket. I
   wanna go back to the generation
   where a girl can get any guy just
   by wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a
   pair of sneakers. I wanna go
   back to the generation where
   couples slow danced, not grind.
   I wanna go back to the
   generation where
   love actually made sense..
   
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3. sophsunflower12
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   if you give a girl a marker,
   she will draw a heart.
   format by jimmy365
   
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4. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC
   Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
   Am I the only one
   Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?
   
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6. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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7. TarBear9697
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   If more females
   would sit down, and be ladies
   Then more males
   would
   stand up and be
   gentlemen.
   format: jayciecutie 01
   
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8. LilWayne145
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   without him, i'm simply nothing ♥
   
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9. LilWayne145
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Hugging
   tall boys ♥
   
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10. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    .
    if you wanna see someone pretty,
    look in a magazine. if you wanna see
    someone beautiful, look in the mirror ♥
    
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11. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    ironic, isn't it.
    how they tell you that they're "so sorry"
    but yet their actions seem to prove otherwise.
    
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12. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    in the back o f my thoughts
    I ALWAYS WONDER, WILL HE EVER CHOOSE HER?
    
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13. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    i act like it doesn't bother me,
    but deep inside, it hurts.
    
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14. LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    i only miss you
    when i'm breathing.
    ♥
    
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15. yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk.
    Dude, you asked if your girlfriend was single.
    Well, what did she say?
    She said yes.
    
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16. ForeverHappy
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    Today is my 15th birthday!(:
    Can I maybe get 15 faves?
    
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17. braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    i wasn't that drunk.
    dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.
    
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18. rachlgirl
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    love is like chasing
    y o u r t a i l
    spinning and spinning
    AND WHEN YOU CATCH IT,
    it hurts
    
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19. TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:09am UTC
    You havn't showered
    since last year?
    well then go and shower and stop trying to be funny.
    
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20. xoxolibii13
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I kno w I'm 13 & I'm suppose to be
    Living my life
    and not worry about anything but I can"t
    do it without my best friend by my side..
    
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