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rwin
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 8:16pm UTC

"dude i have to pee."
"then pee"
"but i don't want to"

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peacelove143
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:45pm UTC

so you like my ex;
thats cool i had pizza last night.
Do you want those left overs to?
♥

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XO_Live_Laugh_Love_OX
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 6:13pm UTC

Wanna see a magic trick ?
Sure (:
POOF ! you're single .
Wanna hear a joke ?
Sure .... ?
Our Relationship . nmf

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marinaluvsu
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 6:59pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pinkglitterprincess
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:11pm UTC

When guys stretch and their shirts ride up so you can see their boxers .
Y u m .

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BeOriginal
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 4:44pm UTC

If a robber ever breaks in,
I'll just pretend to be one too,
and we'll laugh and he'll leave
because I have dibs first.

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xlovedreamerx9
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:36pm UTC

I'm a proud B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful Individual That
Corrects Hoes
♥

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alexandraxoxo
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 8:15pm UTC

& Witty Has Taught Me
To Always Highlight
Empty Boxes(;
Fave if you Highlighted
Without Thinking(:

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 4:46pm UTC

Seeing boys play with little kids
Is probably one of the most attractive things ever.

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SpreadALittleLove97
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 1:31pm UTC

Grandma moment #19
"Grab somebody sexy tell'em hey!"
"Grandma please, Let me go!"
nmf.Quote credit goes to xosmileyxo4 :)

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hockeylovexx3
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 7:17pm UTC

I love how
on Jersey Shore,
Pauly D smiles
while he kisses a girl♥

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:34am UTC

who else thinks it's cute
when a guy texts you when it's late at night? ♥

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SLERP
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 11:38pm UTC

USING MECHANICAL PENCILS
to pretend to give yourself shots
♥♥♥

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TeddyBear16
posted a quote
July 31, 2011 6:59pm UTC

Rejection
is Gods way of saying, wrong direction.

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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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Shine_With_Me
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 12:26pm UTC

We should all
start to live before
we get too old.
Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
-Marilyn Monroe

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 9:06am UTC

nmf
My eight year old sister's advice on boys:
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
My Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
My Sister: You kill him.
♥♥♥

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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