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emma21
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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marie1616
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November 29, 2011 4:27pm UTC

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KodacJason
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November 29, 2011 5:13pm UTC

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codaa024
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 4:10pm UTC

I wanna live my life, young, wild, and free.
...
but im afraid of my parents.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 19, 2011 10:20pm UTC

what do you call a fake noodle?
AN IMPASTA.

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BrookeTheZombieSlayer
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 3:46pm UTC

I WONDER HOW AWKWARD
It must've been for the guy who invented clapping...
*clapclapclap*
-dude, what are you doing?
-I dunno.. but it sounds encouraging..

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amberlylovesdinosaurs
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:02pm UTC

Come here.
Why?
Just come here.
No, you're gonna hit me.
nmf

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cactus
posted a quote
September 21, 2011 6:51pm UTC

REMEMBER KIDS,
if a stranger offers you drugs, you thank them.
because drugs are very expensive.

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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ale16064
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC

That terrifiying moment
when you have to pee really bad and
you can't unbutton your pants.
♥

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itsemma1
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 11:06am UTC

Do you guys wanna hear a joke about cats?
Just kitten.
;)
nmf

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chelsadels
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC

nothing's official,
until it's facebook official.
nmf

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anniemckissick
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 6:38pm UTC

-________- An asian.
How do you have friends.?
-___- Baby asian
Smh..
nmf

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
September 5, 2011 9:34pm UTC

Sometimes, in a fight,
even if you disagree,
it's worth apologizing anyway
because a good relationship
is more valuable than your pride. ♥

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FuckTheWorldd
posted a quote
September 3, 2011 6:28pm UTC

If I were to die, would you go to my funeral?
If I were to end up in the hospital, would you visit me?
If you saw a couple holding hands, would you wish it was us?
If you were to flip a coin, heads we're together, would you secretly hope it landed heads?
If you saw a shooting star would you wxixsxhx for us to be together?
If another girl told you she loved you, would you love her instead?
If another guy flirted with me, would you be jealous?
If I cried in front of you, would you comfort me?
If I needed you, would you be there?

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