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  1. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    CHOOSE THE GUY
    who takes you to his house
    to meet his Parents.
    not his bedroom.

  2. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Tonight, a girl dressed as Taylor Swift came up to my door. As she was halfway through saying 'Trick-or-Treat', a boy dressed as Kanye West pushed her aside and said, 'Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but I think Beyonce deserves the most candy of all time.'
    They each got extra candy.
    MLIA.

  3. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    WHEN I'M IN A CROWDED ROOM,
    i always find myself searching for you. ♥

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Watching a horror movie
    And thinking:
    "No, don't kill him!
    He's HOT."

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Smiling while texting
    Makes my parents think
    That I have a BOYFRIEND.

  6. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. Lollipop69 Lollipop69
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC
    *Fav if you have ever
    given or received
    > > > The "Sup" nod < < <

  9. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    i don't remember much
    of that night, except for maybe the look in his eyes. ♥

  10. xoDANCExCHEERxo xoDANCExCHEERxo
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    I'm Just wondering...
    Fave if you sleep with your door closed
    Comment if you sleep with it open.

  11. LaneyLovesMakeup LaneyLovesMakeup
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 11:17pm UTC
    Random Beauty Tip #1
    Never make makeup a necessity. If it's 8AM on a Saturday morning
    and your parents drag you out of bed to go to Wal-Mart, don't get all
    done up. Throw on some sweats, put your hair in a bun, and go to
    effing Wal-Mart. If someone makes a comment, just say, "Beeotch,
    please, I watched cartoons all morning. All you did was watch your
    curling iron heat up."
    BAM, you're instantly awesome.

  12. shopperchick33 shopperchick33
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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  13. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    that moment of joy when
    you see your food coming at a restaurant.

  14. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 11:18am UTC
    dear witty;
    i never do this. ever. but now i'm begging you ladies. so this might
    sound a little stupid to some of you, but i'm going to put it out there anyway. i really want my dad to paint my room
    bright purple.
    he thinks it's a terrible idea. however, i've explained to him how witty works, and so maybe if i can get at least 80 favs on this, he'll let me paint my room neon purple - my favorite color :)
    please help me out? i'll love you forever <3
    thank you all so much!
    -format credit to jdbieberfacts (:

  15. hollywood26 hollywood26
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    A boy
    will make his girl jealous
    of other women.
    A gentleman
    will make other women;
    jealous of
    his girl.♥

  16. xoxo7777 xoxo7777
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Im just a girl
    Your just a boy
    This is my heart,
    its not a toy♥
    *dollhouse
    format Credit to: Aenslyleon31.

  17. upanddown143 upanddown143
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    I have the
    art of putting my hair in a bun
    down to a
    science.
    only me?

  18. AnAussie AnAussie
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    *HAving an argument*
    Girl: OMG, you're such a fail!
    You: B*tch, your dad's condom was a fail!

  19. AnAussie AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    You're Smart.
    Fave if you said that sarcastically!

  20. AnAussie AnAussie
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    WTF?!
    There's an ad on witty saying ' If you're 40+ and single, Try mature mingle! ' Ummmm, we're teenagers...

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