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hollywood26

1. hollywood26
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 11:06pm UTC
   That awkward moment when Witty has completely changed for the weekend...and you don't why.
   
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2. hollywood26
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   November 25, 2011 11:06pm UTC
   ♥-----------♥-----------♥
   Edward: "I could kill you in seconds. So shut up."
   Jacob: "What are you going to do exactly? Sparkle me to death?"
   ------------♥------------
   
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3. hollywood26
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   November 18, 2011 12:16am UTC
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4. hollywood26
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   November 18, 2011 12:02am UTC
   That Awkward Moment When
   Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.
   
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5. hollywood26
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   November 17, 2011 11:40pm UTC
   I hate it when..
   You sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times larger.
   
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6. hollywood26
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   November 17, 2011 11:35pm UTC
   "I like your hair.."
   "Thanks, I grew it myself."
   
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7. hollywood26
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   November 17, 2011 11:24pm UTC
   Waiting
   for the right time to tell your pet their adopted.
   
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8. hollywood26
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   November 13, 2011 2:30pm UTC
   Things we girls hate ;
   Seeing your mom or dad cry.
   
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9. hollywood26
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 2:29pm UTC
   Things we girls hate ;
   When friends make plans and then cancel on you last minute.
   
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10. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    People who leave, hurt, or hate you for no reason.
    
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11. hollywood26
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    When friends make plans and then cancel on you last minute.
    
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12. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    Having to forgive people because you don't want to loose them.
    
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13. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    Trying to end a conversation but the other person won't stop talking.
    
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14. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    Staring at words and wondering if they really exist..Octopus.
    
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15. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Things we girls hate ;
    People who think they are better then everyone else.
    
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16. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    he's the king of mixed signals,
    and i'm the queen of second thoughts.
    ♥
    
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17. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    >>>>>i like to laugh at my<<<<<
    >>>mistakes<<<
    so,PARDON ME
    IF I LAUGH AT YOUR FACE
    
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18. hollywood26
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    November 13, 2011 1:28am UTC
    Unless your name is
    GOOGLE,
    S t o p a c t i n g l i k e
    you know xxxxx everything.
    
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19. hollywood26
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    November 12, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you drop a slice of cheese and it slides down your stomach, only to be grated by your abs.
    ?`♥♥♥
    nmf
    
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20. hollywood26
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first,
    ♥doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.♥
    
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