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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 20, 2010 8:43pm UTC

Wow, i JUST noticed that almost all my quotes are file under "Funny". Boy, i think i need a life. :)
Well, don't just sit there! You know what to do! :D

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 10:04pm UTC

My Sister is a
freak!
*highlight* <3
No lie. She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freakay!;) Comment, Fave. :-*

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 10:28am UTC

Voice Message Recording: We are Sorry. The number you were looking for has been deemed unavailble. Your message will be sent to Michael Jackson's cell phone number.
Lady: Wha? Micheal Jackson's cell phone number???
Voice Message Recording: Please, Shut-up and listen.
Lady: Shut-up and listen???
Voice Message Recording: Please leave message, after the tone. You're a fat *BLEEEEEEEEP*!
Lady: Hey, um.... I'm just calling to let you know i can't make it to the par-Wait a second! Did You just call me a fat bleep???
Voice Message Recording: No, I did you moron. Thank you. Your message has been sent.
Lady: Moron??? I'm going to kick your *Bleeeeeeeeep*
PLEASE STAND BY
<3 Allll miiiine :) Click the <3

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 9:55am UTC

I just wanna sleep.
With a guy. :)
*highlight*
Mine I think. =P

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 9:49am UTC

Me: Ugh. Miley Cyrus is ugly.
My friend: No she isn't.
Me: Yeah, she is.
My friend: Oh C'mon! Miley Cyrus is NOT ugly!
Me: Oh, yeah? Name one "beautiful" thing about her.
My friend: Well, um...she...erm...Miley is...uh...hmm...er, point taken.
Mine. No stealing. <3

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xjbsucksforeverx
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August 15, 2010 9:33am UTC

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 9:16am UTC

"I love the world and sometimes I don't, but that's the way life is and that's life's gonna be"
All mine =D

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 1:53am UTC

Patrick: Is mayonaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *Raises hand*
Squidward: Horseradish isn't an instrument, either.
Fave if you love love love Spongebob!:)

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 5:31pm UTC

"So let me get this straight. You pay this woman, to sit on babies??? That's disgusting! I'd do it for free!!!"
Gotta love the Cat in the Hat :)

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xjbsucksforeverx
posted a quote
August 14, 2010 9:32am UTC

Damn,
It's already August 14th.
And I've done nothing all summer.
*highlight* <3

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August 14, 2010 9:22am UTC

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