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Voice Message Recording: We are Sorry. The number you were looking for has been deemed unavailble. Your message will be sent to Michael Jackson's cell phone number.
Lady: Wha? Micheal Jackson's cell phone number???
Voice Message Recording: Please, Shut-up and listen.
Lady: Shut-up and listen???
Voice Message Recording: Please leave message, after the tone. You're a fat *BLEEEEEEEEP*!
Lady: Hey, um.... I'm just calling to let you know i can't make it to the par-Wait a second! Did You just call me a fat bleep???
Voice Message Recording: No, I did you moron. Thank you. Your message has been sent.
Lady: Moron??? I'm going to kick your *Bleeeeeeeeep*
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