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Comatose107
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:18am UTC

ITS MY BIRTHDAY...
that is all i have to say.

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lovemehatemexo
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:37am UTC

Dear Cancer,
i hope one day you are just a z o d i a c s i g n

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mooymolo
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July 10, 2012 10:38am UTC

You know your a 90's kid when...
You wished the game jumanji was real <3
nmf

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mrsniallhoran00
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:45am UTC

if you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

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LandonIsWitty
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July 5, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I find it funny how Kim Possible started in 2002, and is considered a 90's tv show.
Yet people born in the late 90's aren't considered 90's kids?

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LandonIsWitty
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July 7, 2012 3:49pm UTC

Kidnapping is such a harsh word,
I prefer 'surprise adoption'
-not mine-

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 2:19pm UTC

“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...
Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever."

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 2:31pm UTC

I don't like One Direction.
I don't like their music, their voices, their lyrics, none of it. Okay?
But please don't hate on me for sharing my opinion.
I don't hate on you for saying how much you love one direction.
Because I have been told that Witty is a place where you can say whatever you want.
And what i just typed up above? Yeah, that's what I want to say. So deal with it.

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yourcool
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July 9, 2012 10:38pm UTC

Normal flirting: hey babe, you're so pretty and sweet. may I get your number?
Me flirting: if you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

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lolmybffjill
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July 9, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Me: *reading quote on witty to friend*
Me: *sees spider and abruptly stops*
Me: *pointing* OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Friend: wha- OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Me: *reaches for kleenex*
Friend: No! Here's a cup, put it in the cup!
Me: *forces spider into cup* OH MY GOD ITS IN THE CUP.
Friend: I can't get the window open! Oh wait its open now. GOGOGOGOGOGO.
Me: *throws entire cup out window*
Me:
Friend:
Me: I think we handled that like mature adults.

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mooymolo
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July 10, 2012 10:35am UTC

You know your a 90's kid when...
You know the macarana of by heart <3
nmf

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 6:47pm UTC

RIP Mermaid Man
You were a part of my childhood, a part that I will never forget. Spongebob wouldn't have been the same without you. RIP Ernest Borgnine.
1917 - 2012

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zadakbkadaz
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Hardest job ever:
Working in a bubble wrap factory... Imagine the self control needed..

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Puffball55
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Michelle: You got it dude!
Joey: I know you are, but what am I?
Stephanie: How rude!
Jesse: *styling hair.*
Danny: *cleaning*
Me: Full house.. it's been much too long.

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