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xapbx6
posted a quote
October 18, 2011 10:07pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you walk,
through a metal detector..
And your buns of steal set it off.
[♥ ]

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xapbx6
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 10:30pm UTC

today i
painted your face
right on my nail,
and
clipped them.
♥

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 2:24pm UTC

i dream of a
better tomorrow.
where chickens
can cross the road without
being questiond
by thier motives
♥

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 12:16pm UTC

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 4:16pm UTC

if her tattoos wash off in the
shower
shes to young for you
bro.
nmf

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 1:51pm UTC

the tooth fairy teACHES
children they can
sell their
body parts for
money
nmf

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xapbx6
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 12:10pm UTC

The moment you think of giving up.
think of the reason,
» you held on so long.
♥

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xapbx6
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 9:05am UTC

On my knees screaming at the clouds,
as tears fall from the sky.
Hate is a four letter word ,
love is a four letter lie.

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xapbx6
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 11:29pm UTC

that awkward moment when,
your on your period and your friends dogs starts sniffing your crotch..

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xapbx6
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 10:43pm UTC

im like a rubix cube
the more you play with me, the harder i get.

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xapbx6
posted a quote
May 22, 2011 9:10pm UTC

im a girl, i..
check my phone for no reason, because i know nobody texted me.
i will go slightly out of my way, to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
i will always hear my name, when its not being called.
i hate hearing my voice, in recordings.
i use the word "thingy", when i can't remember what something is called.
i say the entire alphabet, because i can't remember what letter comes next.
i straighten the same piece of hair over and over again, even tho it is already strait.
i sit there in my towel after a shower, cause I'm to lazy to dry myself off.
i look away, when the teacher is calling on people.
i think of something funny from a long time ago, and start laughing in dead silence.
and I'm to scared to go bathroom by myself, after a scary movie.
<3
am i the only one ?
layout {c} goes to CMPSunday.[:

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April 27, 2011 6:18pm UTC

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 19, 2010 9:35pm UTC

are you a broom?
because you swept me away (;
border goes to ; cmpsunday :]

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 19, 2010 9:20pm UTC

Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 17, 2010 10:39pm UTC

did you know ....
-In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license
-Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
-Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
-Polar bears are left-handed.
-Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
-Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
-More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
-If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
well, i know i didnt :p
this amzing border goes to c;cmpsunday :D

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 16, 2010 12:26pm UTC

arent you allitle to old to be watching phineas and ferb?
why yes, yes i am :]
credit on this amazing border to ; cmp sunday :D

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 10, 2010 4:19pm UTC

theres a phobia for
somewhere in the world a duck is watching you but there isn't a phobia for
ceiling fans ?

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xapbx6
posted a quote
August 1, 2010 11:21pm UTC

when you take your right hand and and put out all fingers thats for a high five,
now, put down you middle finger, ring finger, and thumb, your rocking out
put all five fingers up again,
now put down all your fingers except for you thumb and pinky, thats a love sign,
put all five fingers up again,
put down your thumb ring finger and pinky, your peaceful,
put all five fingers up again,
now put down your middle finger, ring finger, and pinky, your calling someone a loser,
put all five fingers up again,
now, put down every finger except for your pinky, your "fancy"
put all five fingers up again,
now, put down your thumb, put down your pinky, put down your ring finger, put down your middle finger, put up your thumb, put up your middle finger, now put down your pointer finger, now put up your pinky, now put down your middle finger, now put down your thumb, now put up your middle finger, now put down your pinky.
favorite this is you just flipped yourself off XD
haha all mine (:

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xapbx6
posted a quote
July 31, 2010 4:55pm UTC

a guy may wear the pants in the relationship
but i controll the zipper (;

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xapbx6
posted a quote
June 13, 2010 11:56pm UTC

when i was little the ground was lava and the pillows and cushions were land

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