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-In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license

-Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." 

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.  

-A snail can sleep for 3 years. 
 
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 

-Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.  

 -Polar bears are left-handed. 

-Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. 
 
-Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 


 -More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. 

 -If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. 


well, i know i didnt :p

this amzing border goes to c;cmpsunday :D
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did you know .... -In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch

294 faves · 6 comments · Aug 17, 2010 10:39pm

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setthemusicfree · 1 decade ago
The people in Finland must hate Squidward too D:
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gracyfacie24 · 1 decade ago
i knew none of them except the barbie one
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xapbx6 · 1 decade ago
haha
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kiki6498 · 1 decade ago
i didnt no any of that except the barbie one
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xapbx6 · 1 decade ago
oh haha, i gor them offline.
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ShootForTheStarsxo · 1 decade ago
cool, but marilyn monroe didn't actually have six toes. it was proved wrong.
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