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x_i_have_arrived__x
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 10:28pm UTC

Dear Dora,
Your bilingual at the age of 4, and you can't still manage to see the orange tree right behind you.
Sincerely, It's right there!

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 23, 2010 10:19pm UTC

Dear Santa,
You watch them too?
Sincerely, Edward

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December 23, 2010 8:57pm UTC

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 23, 2010 8:07pm UTC

Walking by somebody that's smoking a cigarette
and coughing really loudly to try to get a point across
♥

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 23, 2010 7:59pm UTC

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion
Yours is just stupid.

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 23, 2010 7:56pm UTC

You tried your best and failed miserably, lesson is...
NEVER TRY(;
-Homer Simpson

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 23, 2010 4:32pm UTC

I was on the bus on the way to the mall the other day,and this old man sat next to me,he was holding a bouquet of flowers, he noticed me looking at the flowers and he told me that they were for his wife because it was her birthday. He told me all about his wife, how she has has beautiful brown hair and the laugh of an angel, how she hates when he bites his nails, and her special broccoli casserole. As he got off the bus, he walked into the cemetery and placed the flowers on his wife's grave.
A love that never dies♥

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x_i_have_arrived__x
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 4:03pm UTC

If you were a cell phone
I'd put you in my pants(;
Credit to xosoniaxox4

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x_i_have_arrived__x
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 10:31pm UTC

Dear Viewer,
Don't bother adjusting my color settings,
the cast of Jersey Shore really is THAT orange.
Sincerely, Your television

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x_i_have_arrived__x
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 10:17pm UTC

Don'tworrysweetie
your prince charming will come along,
mine on the other hand took a wrong
-> turn<- and is way too stubborn to simply
AskforDirections.

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 22, 2010 10:05pm UTC

Two teardrops;
were floating down a river, the first one asked, "Who are you from?" she replied, I'm from a woman who's man left her, she then said "who are you from?"The other teardrop replied, "I'm from a man who regrets
letting her go"

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 22, 2010 9:54pm UTC

Oh, well I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!
-Spongebob<3

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 22, 2010 11:00am UTC

This product will make your eyelashes grow longer!
Side effects may include:thoughts of suicide, wanting to kill yourself, your family, and all other people for that matter. You will definitely develop a massive hatred for asians. You will gain 50-8938 pounds. Your foot could possibly fall off, along with your ear, finger, eyeball, or butt.Hair will most likely grow in places that it never has before, such as stomach, and forehead.Blood may start to come out from your fingernails and toenails, this is normal. You will develop an allergy to oxygen, and grass. Other than these side effects that are most likely to happen....
This product is great!

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x_i_have_arrived__x
posted a quote
December 22, 2010 10:12am UTC

That awkward moment when;
your friends getting yelled at while your over there house.

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 11:05pm UTC

Sometimes... ;
the best things fall apart____
so even better things can fall
together♥

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 10:20pm UTC

The other day;
On the wall in the bathroom
i saw written" Here
I sit broken-hearted,
aimed to crap but only farted"
If I weren't sitting on a toilet
i would have easily
Peed my pants(;

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 10:13pm UTC

I ain't no deck of cards...
So . you . Best . stop . playin . me .

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 9:59pm UTC

I want you to remember this
when your heart is broken into pieces
and shattered all over the floor
I don't vacuum.
-Sonnywithachance<3

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 8:23pm UTC

DearSiriusBlack
What's your middle name?
Sincerely,IHopeit'sLee

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x_i_have_arrived__x
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December 21, 2010 8:16pm UTC

Dear Gingers,
It Could Be worse
Sincerely, Albinos

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