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Jazz101
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August 28, 2011 10:45am UTC

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queenlex13
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June 27, 2011 7:25pm UTC

Favorite & comment on this and I'll write your future husbands name on your profile...
not mine, but will do it !

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NeverSayNeverX17
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC

child 1: daddy, why did you name me rose?
dad: when you were a baby, a rose fell on your head
child 2: daddy, why did you name me daisy?
dad: when you were a baby, a daisy fell on your head
child 3: ahhhragadur
dad: SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK
*fav if you get it [;

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chelsealovesyou
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March 24, 2011 2:00pm UTC

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LoveHisBlueEyes
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 10:35am UTC

When you carry
the Bible, Satan gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living
...it, he flees. And just when you're
about to fav this,
he'll try to discourage you...
Any takers?

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fallforyou22
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March 19, 2011 6:35pm UTC

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AhHXxiTsXAlLiExXiLyX
posted a quote
March 26, 2011 10:08am UTC

if you got any bitchier//
you could have puppies.
woof.

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love_me_xx
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 6:08pm UTC

dear witty girls.
just out of curiosity, i want to know how
many girls on here have had their first kiss.
if you've never had your first kiss, fave.
if you have, comment his name and give the deets:)

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briannanicole1107
posted a quote
March 9, 2011 11:18pm UTC

Charlie Sheen is all over the news this week because he is a celebrity drug addict.
Justin Bieber was all over the news for two days, because he cut his hair.
While Andrew Wilfahrt (31),
Brian Tabada (21), Rudolph Hizon (22), Chauncy Mays (25), Christopher Stark (22),
Kristopher Gould (25), David Fahey (23)
are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention.
Honor THEM by re-posting this.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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aprilshowers
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 4:08pm UTC

sitting on the toilet;
[ when you know there's someone in the next stall over ]
praying to god you don't fart...

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ccx33
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March 11, 2011 5:51pm UTC

i run away when
I PRESS A TOY AT A STORE
AND IT WONT TURN OFF(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Girlyperformer
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 4:23pm UTC

My best guy friend
tried to kill himself
Tuesday. He's been in the hospital
ever since. He took 10 pills in 3 minutes.
He just turned 13.
He seemed so happy the day before. He ran around
l a u g h i n g
and hugging his crush. Tuesday, he was crying
and upset enough to try to kill himself. When I
told people, they barley seemed to care.
Can I just get
o n e l i k e
to know that someone is sorry?
notmyformat.

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Elliex3
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 4:47pm UTC

Japan♥
90,000 missing.
500 dead.
Fave if your in support.

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ILoveToSmile
posted a quote
March 11, 2011 5:42pm UTC

Let' s favorite this one
for Japan. ♥

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 11:48am UTC

Does anyone else remember Craig and Eric from Drake & Josh?
♡

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hugamoose3
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 11:50am UTC

Dude he just called you Esperanza Spalding.
Oh HELL NO!
HOLD MY-
Wait who's that?

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owlcitylove373
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 12:04pm UTC

mary
had
a
little
lamb
&
the
dr.
was
surprised

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iloveyouux16
posted a quote
February 21, 2011 12:08pm UTC

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Too sexy that if you go out with just one person, everybody will get jealous and depressed therefore killing themselves and ending humanity

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