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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 8:49am UTC

There are at-least
one hundred random people with photos of you standing
somewhere in the background. awkward or what?

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
October 27, 2013 8:55am UTC

That awkward moment when
you are sitting in class thinking innapropriate thoughts but stop because
you know someone can
hear your thoughts.
©bunnylover43

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 6:59pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Plot twist: You wear your grandad's clothes, and you don't look incredible.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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icySpicy_TwirlGurl
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 11:23pm UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 11:35pm UTC

today, i read something that fascinated me. i was looking up stuff about the afterlife, and what people believe in, and apparently there is a theory that there is no life before death or after death, but we are all stuck in a time loop. basically, we always exist, forever, but just in our own timeline. we are born, we live our life the exact same way every time, and then we die, and are born again with no memory of living this life before, because memories are stored in brain cells, so when we die, they die too. it's not reincarnation, it's just us, over and over and over again. idk, i thought it was interesting; for some people, it's heaven, for others, it's hell.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 12:45pm UTC

how to bees keep their hair looking nice?
A HONEY COMB
bees don't have hair
A HONEY COMB

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:55pm UTC

AWKWARD: Your phone going off at a funeral.
EVEN MORE
AWKWARD:
Your ringtone being "I Will Survive."

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 5:27pm UTC

“I think when youre young, youre hoping that this person
will be the right one, the one youre going to be in love with
forever. But sometimes you want that so much you create something that
isn't really there”
-Johnny Depp
-Johnny Depp

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC

one time
i put my mum’s bras on a
ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
funny prank but then some
people came over to look at the
house and i didn’t have
time to take the bras down so
when my mum turned the fan on bras
flew all around our kitchen and
landed on the people and like
no one wanted to say
anything so we acted like
bras weren’t strewn across all of us
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Loopy23
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 9:51am UTC

Anyone who wants to go on a diet should get braces.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Me: I'm going to miss this class. It's the only one where I don't hate everyone
Teacher: Really? I can't see you hating everyone
Junior 1: Really? I can.
Junior 2: Yeah, I can too
Entire class: Yeah, I can see it
Teacher: Really?
Junior 1: Yeah. It's always the quiet ones.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC

do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who trys to get rid of the weird
thought in my head because I feel
like someone may be able to
read my mind.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 1, 2012 2:39pm UTC

The worst sight
in the world
Is seeing your mom cry.

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Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 7:47pm UTC

What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the longest prank in History ?

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standinginsilence
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

So today at school..
We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
She stood up and her exact words were-
"I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC

So I was trying on my prom dress,
& my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
"I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
you look way prettier then all of them right now"
[♥]

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