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SlowlySinking
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May 21, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Sometimes, all it takes is one person.
One person, to make you realize that
You
Are
Beautiful
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beary0630
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April 8, 2013 8:38pm UTC

One Direction Update
4/8/13 8:40 PM EDT
Hey everybody! So today the boys had a TMH show in Newcastle! Other than that, there's not much that went on today. The boys traveled up there by train.
Niall girls: If you've been reading this update for the past week, you've probably seen that I've been upset over Niall rumors. Let me tell you the girl who's been making these up is very convincing but I finally cracked her. She's a lying idiot (to put it in a nice way). And besides Niall did a bit of question answering on Twitter today and confirmed that he is 100% single. He is NOT daing Zoe or anyone else.
Tomorrow's Tour Info: They have another show in Newcastle at the Metro Radio Arena!
Rumors: No others that I know of
Links: The boys tonight: http://t.co/rmC2hFdYOT
Louis and Niall on stage: http://t.co/mb2N5zv5h5
Zayn and Niall: http://t.co/GUjdjESusP
Harry on Tom Atkin's Video: http://t.co/SdGFxNdt04

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BlackButterflies
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March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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yourcool
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March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC

someone called me fat today at school because
i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 25, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Do dogs think
in barks

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CharliesTheName
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February 18, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Me: *logs on to witty*
Witty: *3 notifications*
Me: And I would like to thank the acadamy...

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runningislife*
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February 18, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Obnoxious 13 year old girl
I've lost so many things this year! I've lost my dog, my iPhone 5, my other iPhone 5, and my 7 boyfriends all broke up with me!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Quiet guy you forgot your virginity.
29 minutes ago · 56 people Like this

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kristabff
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February 18, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Are you from Tenessee?
Because i want to make out with your face.

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Calibri (Body) *
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February 18, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Me: Mom can you make me some food?
Mom: make it yourself
Me: its okay i wasn't hungry anyway....

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darkeyeangel
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February 18, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Whenever I argue with someone, I always think:
Aw!!!! You are sooooo CUTE when you try to deny pure fact!

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lovecrazy
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February 19, 2013 2:51pm UTC

"Swearing is unattractive."
I'm not attractive anyway so fck off.

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carson5482
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February 18, 2013 7:13pm UTC

If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a
B/tch-A-Wh/reous-Rex.

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BlackButterflies
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February 18, 2013 11:59pm UTC

people who say that using a tampon is like "having s/ex with yourself" just make me want to throw myself off a cliff and backflip away into the sunset, because oh my god s/ex is not just the act of putting something inside you, s/ex is a whole lot of emotions and sensations and a mutual bond with another person and if you're feeling like that when you put a tampon in i think we have a problem.

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darkeyeangel
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February 18, 2013 8:31pm UTC

My Lenten promise:
I will give up all forms of self injury.
Should I do it?

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MissTomlinson
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February 18, 2013 6:43pm UTC

My love for One Direction is as big as
-Harry's hands
-Louis' bum
-Zayn's ego
-Niall's appetite
-Liam's heart
♥
follow for a follow

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ilovemartina
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February 18, 2013 7:48pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
When guys
tell their guy friends how much they like you♥

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MissTomlinson
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February 18, 2013 7:07pm UTC

follow for a follow
Don't cha wish your boyfriend was
an internationally famous band
member that you've never met
and is totally out of your league
and doesn't even live in your
country and is not aware of your
existance at all
like mine?

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