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  1. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 12:55am UTC
    Who else wants to be the first colorful quote tomorrow at midnight?

  2. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 1:13am UTC
    You don't have to be prefect to the rest of the world, you just have to be perfect in my eyes.

  3. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 1:22am UTC
    I can't wait for months until now when everyone is looking at their old quotes and they see these plain quotes. The first thing that'll come to mind is Detox Weekend.

  4. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 1:46am UTC
    I laugh when people copy and paste a post on a thousand profiles, "You are soooo pretty and I really love all your quotes. It would mean the world ot me if you favorited this quote...(random link.) K thnx you're beautiful."

  5. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 1:52am UTC
    Did everyone forget about the no swearing rule on witty? While scrolling through quotes I saw a lot of swear words. Do all of you realize we could still lose witty?

  6. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    The American Government:
    Casey Anthony:So it's kind of obvious I killed my child or knew about it and didn't give a crap lol.
    court: Sounds good you're free to go.
    OJ Simpson:. So after being found not guilty of killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. So that's kind of a slap in your face that I did it and you let me go.
    court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
    Teenaers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I downlowd ,my music so that I can...
    court:HOW DARE YOU BREATHE!

  7. aboutmes_vivian aboutmes_vivian
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Grades are fine,
    family is good,
    friends are great.
    but why
    am I so unhappy?
    nmf


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. Julial113 Julial113
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:58am UTC
    Every little thing that you do,
    Baby I'm amazed by you.

  10. Stay4AWhile Stay4AWhile
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 1:03am UTC
    Where's My Happy Ending ?
    Intro
    It was out friends who introduced us, and out friends who set us up. It was our friends who forced us to hug, and out friends who shuved the fake plastic rings onto our fingers and said we were married. It was crazy how in one night, an average girl like me, who didnt think love existed, could fall so hard for someone. It was crazy how even though I only met this kid a few hours before, we already knew everything about each other. It was crazy how one night coukd change everything...
    did you guys like the intro? more coming tomarrow or tonight. subscribe for more & comment and give me feed back please ! thanks sooo much guys.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. bubbleduck143 bubbleduck143
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    I'm not as
    strong
    as you think

  12. MakingAScene MakingAScene
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Kill Them With Success
    And Bury Them With A
    SMILE :)

  13. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    the one who falls
    and gets UP
    is much stronger than
    the person who
    NEVER FELL

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds.
    Sincerely, the army

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Nowadays
    "cool" means "i really don't care"
    "sick" means "awesome"
    and "i love you" doesn't mean anything.
    all my quote:) -jimmy365
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    They say disney world is the happiest place on earth... obviously they've never been in your arms <3
    Hmm, well, obviously you've never been to disney world.
    not my quote, found on smartphowned.

  17. Smiley_101 Smiley_101
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    you see this face?
    :(:
    it's two-faced
    just like you.

  18. crazylifelover crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    I didn'­t trip!
    i was just testing the gravity
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    it still works!
    nmq

  19. EyeLoveOz4 EyeLoveOz4
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    awkward moment when you have multiple friends delete you on facebook for making too many whale jokes.
    i whale never stop.

  20. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Oh, thats funny;
    You're acting different now that they're here...♦

:)

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