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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC
    i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
    want to know why that's special?
    I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
    my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
    and i am speechless.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    "I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
    and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
    White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
    Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
    White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
    Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
    Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

  4. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    I'm so sorry. I broke my promise :'(

  5. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're changing in the locker room,
    and someone compliments your bra/underwear.

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    I was eating oreos
    and I was dunking them in milk
    and the cookie broke and sunk
    to the bottom so now I'm just staring
    at the glass and wondering why bad
    things happen to good people.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    is there any way to eat a lollipop
    that is non-sexual?

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    if you're suicidal &&
    you are still here
    i just wanna say that i'm so
    proud of you

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    2012: come at me bro
    1800's: proceen towards me dear friend
    yoda: at me bro, you come
    josh: HUG ME BROTHA!

  10. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    For Lent
    my History teacher wanted
    to give up teaching. The
    next week he is gone and we have
    a substitute who said that our History
    would not be coming back this school year...
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  11. horsegirl99 horsegirl99
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    Me doing homework:
    Me: ughhhh..... Homeworrrrkkkkk.....
    Me: *studies for spanish test*
    Me: *five minutes later*
    Me: I deserve a break.
    Me: Oooohhhh.... WITTY!
    Me: OMG the fanfic was updated!
    Me: Twitter! Instagram! Suddenly the world is exciting!
    Me: *2 hours later*
    Me: Maybe I should finish my science project report that's due tomorrow.
    Me: *finishes science paper*
    Me: 12 pages! that's gonna take a while to print..... in the meantime......WITTY!
    Me: *30 minutes later*
    Me: It's probably printed by now....
    Me: *walks across house to get paper from printer*
    Me: I smell food! Ice cream would be nice now
    Me: *20 minutes later*
    Me: *Walks upstairs eating ice cream and 2nd dinner*
    Me: Maybe i should start my english homework....nah
    Me: *an hour later*
    Me: Ok... I should really start my enlgish homework now
    Me: *Finishes english homework*
    Me: awww f//ck math!
    Me: how about i listen to pandora and do math homework
    Me: I love this song!
    Me: *turns volume up*
    Me: *math homework turns into dance party*
    ~Next day~
    Me: Maybe i shouldn't have spent the entire night on witty, twitter, instagram, and reading fanfics..... cause i didn't finish my math homework
    Me: Whatever... that's what the car ride to school is for!
    ~Every Single Day~

  12. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Out
    of
    all
    the
    people
    who
    could
    have
    ripped
    me
    to
    shreds,
    why
    on
    Earth
    did
    it
    have
    to
    be
    you?
    -towritepoems.tumblr.com

  13. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    You know that feeling when you look at someone and your stomach caves in on itself? And (even for a split second) you literally cannot breathe? Do you know how it feels when your mind suddenly draws a blank? When your throat tightens up like a coiling rope around a neck? Well, even if you don't, you should know that is what he does to me.

  14. girl_on_fire_xoHG girl_on_fire_xoHG
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    IF you TICKLE me
    I'M not
    RESPONSIBLE for
    YOUR injuries

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    when you get to that part of a
    book where the title suddenly just
    makes sense
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  16. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  17. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:59am UTC
    The only reason why I'm excited to go to school tomorrow is to see him..

  20. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    “People always think they know other people. Well truth is, they don't. Sure, they know a few things about you, like you won't eat doughnuts or like action movies or whatever. But they don't know what their friends like to do in their rooms alone at night or what happened to them when they were a little kid, or if they feel fuucked up and sad for no reason at all. ”

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