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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2015 8:12pm UTC
    I have never seen the ocean,
    SHE SAID, BUT I THINK ABOUT
    it often when I cry.

  2. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2015 12:10am UTC
    I'm scared to get close,And I hate being alone.I long for that feeling,To not feel at all.The higher I rise,The lower I sink.I can't drown mydemons,They know how to swim.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. lndians lndians
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    She's got broken things where her heart should be.

  5. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    In 1000 years, archeologists
    will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:09am UTC
    and we were just kids in love,
    the summer was full of mistakes
    we wouldn't learn from.
    The first kiss stole the breath
    from my lips.
    why did the last one
    tear us apart?
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  7. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    In the midst of all my
    self doubt and
    self hatred,
    you broke through
    the darkness
    and let the light
    shine through.
    (DS)

  8. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    Idk guys, life has never thrown me lemons. Social anxiety, insomnia, mental breakdowns, self harm and eating disorders.. But never lemons.

  9. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    i know i'm not incredibly gorgeous,
    BUT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE I'M WORTHLESS |||

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I know the lights are out,
    I know it's getting late,
    but you're still young
    and we're wide awake.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  11. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I fell in love with your personality. ♥
    ►your looks are just a bonus.

  12. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    periods
    day 1: Hey, guess what? You're not pregnant! Hold on, did you hear me? You're NOT pregnant!
    day 2: You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! yOUU'RE NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Ooh, let me give you some killer cramps just to make sure that you know that you're not going to be carrying any babies. And whenever you laugh, sneeze, or get up after sitting for a long time--I'll have to project my red voice again loudly that you have no need to take a pregnancy test because you know how sometimes you don't hear things! Forget that swim party you were going to go to, no way you'll be able to have fun with my constant reminders, but you just need to know you aren't pregnant! I know you'll want to eat chocolate and stay in bed all day but please just remember you are NOTtttT PregNantttTT. NOTtttT PregNantttTT.
    day 3: You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! No fetuses in your uterus this month! Did you hear me this time, do I need to scream it again? YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT! Don't expect a bump on your tummy! Did I forget to mention that you're not pregnant?
    day 4: Okay, I think you get the idea now. You're putting away your pads and tampons now but I'm not quite 100% sure I got my point across. I must remind you again and scream blaringly at you when you are the most unprepared that you are NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Sorry if I stain your clothes.
    day 5: My voice is tired. I hope I screamed loud enough so you'd know you are indeed not pregnant. My next visit is undetermined, but goodbye for now!

  13. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    Baby, I love you,
    don't wanna lose you,
    don't make me let you go.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format coded by: br0kenwings

  14. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:09am UTC
    You may not be her first, her last,
    or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if
    SHE LOVES YOU, WHAT ELSE MATTERS? SHE'S NOT PERFECT - YOU AREN'T EITHER.
    & two of you may never be perfect together but if
    she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, & admit to being human & making mistakes,
    hold onto her the most you can. she may not be thinking about you every second,
    but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her,
    don't change her, don't analyze & don't expect more than she can give.
    smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, & miss her when she's not there.

  15. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    iF i could have anyone in the
    world it would still be you...

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Science teacher: Oh, I still have powdered sugar in my class
    Classmate: Why do you have powdered sugar?
    Science teacher: Because it looks like cocaine.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    If you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying,
    "Hey, wanna see what I made?"

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I'm not always eating.
    Sometimes I sleep, too.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    I want
    morning and noon and nightfall with you.
    I want your tears, your smiles, your kisses…
    the smell of your hair,
    the taste of your skin,
    the touch of your breath on my face.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i felt something
    catch in my throat,
    a sudden surge of sadness
    that caught me unaware.
    It almost managed to take my breath away.
    That was the thing;
    you never got used to it.
    You never got used to the idea
    of someone being gone.
    Just when you think it’s okay,
    and you think you’ve accepted it,
    someone points it out to you,
    and it hits you all over again,
    and it’s just as shocking
    as the first time...

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