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  1. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 4:38pm UTC
    A girl never express her liking for a
    boy,
    Thinking that boy should express it
    first…
    And
    A boy never express it with a fear of losing her as a friend,
    That’s why love stories end before it
    begins...

  2. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 4:43pm UTC
    A mere friend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.Russian proverb

  3. Princess.Alexia* Princess.Alexia*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 3:37pm UTC
    she needed a hero so, thats what she became

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2015 7:02pm UTC
    I have a lot of flaws, but I will never count my tendency to care too much among them.

  5. *brianna* *brianna*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2015 11:21pm UTC
    i want to talk to you,
    but i realized,
    if you wanted to talk
    to me,
    you would.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Cailin Dorothy* Cailin Dorothy*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2015 10:13pm UTC
    The two most important
    days in your life are
    the day you were born, and the day you find out
    why
    ~Mark Twain

  8. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2015 1:30pm UTC
    Salty CoffeeHe met her at a party. She was so outstanding. Many guys were after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him. She was surprised, but out of politeness, she agreed.They sat in a nice coffee shop. He was too nervous to say anything. She felt uncomfortable. She thought, "Please, let me go home." Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it."Why do you have this hobby?", curiously asked she. He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea. I liked playing in the sea. I could feel the taste of the sea, salty and bite, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I will think of my childhood, think of my hometown. I miss my hometown so much. I miss my parents who are still living there. Saying that, tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feelings, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell about his homesickness must be a man who loves home, cares for his home, and has responsibility of home. Then she also started to talk, talked about her far away hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continue to date. She found out that he was a man who meets all her demands: he was tolerant, kind-hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good guy, but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story: the princess married the prince and they lived a happy life. And every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee because she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he passed away and left her a letter which said: My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you - the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time. Actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt.It's hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that. I have promised not to lie to you for anything. Now I'm dying. I am afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee. What a strange bad taste, but I have the salty coffee for my whole life since I knew you. I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, I still want to know you and have you as my wife, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again.Her tears made the letter totally wet. One day, someone asked her, "What does salty coffee taste like?""It's sweet," replied she.

  9. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2015 7:42pm UTC
    At this very minute, someoneis thinking of you.. & smilingcares about you.misses youwants to hold your hand.wants you to be happy.wants to hug you.is wishing you would notice them.wants to get to know you better.wants to be your lover.wants to be with you.wants you to know they are there for you.values your advicewants to hear your voicehears a song that reminds them of youis glad that you're their friend.will do anything for you.thinks the world of youneeds to know your love is unconditional.wants to tell you how much they care.wants to stay up watching movies w/ you.wants to hold you in their arms.can't wait to see you.has faith in youtrusts youloves you for who you are.loves the way you make them feel.and.. loves you

  10. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 10:48am UTC
    I would have given you the world but it was never enough and soon you found an entire universe in someone else's smile

  11. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2015 3:16pm UTC
    One night, the moon said to me, 'If he makes you cry, why don't you leave him?' I looked at the moon and said, 'Moon, would you ever leave your sky?.~ me to a friend of mine whatmadeyouhappytoday

  12. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2015 9:14pm UTC
    A women \\
    with good qualities doesnt need to advertise it.
    How many Bentley commercials have you seen?♥♥♥
    .

  13. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2015 11:33am UTC
    remember when eyebrows were made out of hair

  14. Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2015 6:56pm UTC
    Don't let anyone turn you into a slogan.
    You are poetry.

  15. ThePoltergeist* ThePoltergeist*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 2:39pm UTC
    Teacher: How do you get rid of the radicand?
    Me: Tell it that it radican't.

  16. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 7:50pm UTC
    “I wondered if that was how forgiveness budded; not with the fanfare of epiphany, but with pain gathering its things, packing up, and slipping away unannounced in the middle of the night.” ― Khaled Hosseini

  17. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2015 6:26pm UTC
    Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soup opera.

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2015 5:53pm UTC
    meeting people online, and starting
    up relationships while you're states apart
    is becoming more and more common.
    and yet there are still so much judgement.
    like, okay guys, I just want to say that if you
    ever fall in love with someone online, (and
    you know they aren't just catfishing you)
    and you get a lot of flack for it, don't even
    listen to it. my oldest sister met someone
    on Runescape, and she fell in love (she
    actually ended up dumping her bf, who
    she also met online and ended up flying
    out to see before, to be with this new
    person she fell in love with.) she moved
    away from home to be with this person
    on a whim, and now they've been living
    together for 3-4 years, and they're going
    to be getting married and they want to
    have kids (and that is a miracle in itself
    because my sister never wanted kids.
    she never wanted to give birth. but her
    girlfriend has a hormonal imbalance or
    something so if they do have a kid vs.
    adopting, my sister will be the carrier.)
    and they are happy.

  19. Just_Me_ Just_Me_
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 7:30pm UTC
    If you ever feel like no one cares about you, remember that I do.

  20. Just_Me_ Just_Me_
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2015 5:06pm UTC
    sometimes i wonder why im fat, and then i remember that its 3am and im eating ice-cream

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