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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 9:10pm UTC
    Professor: What inspired you to write this essay?
    Me: The due date
    Nmq.

  3. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    May 18, 2015 10:43pm UTC
    Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

  4. Suffering Suffering
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2015 11:02pm UTC
    3 A.M.
    IT'S OKAY, IT'S JUST YOUR ANXIETY HOLDING YOU UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.

  5. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2015 4:27pm UTC
    If you knew what I know about the power of giving, you would not let a single meal pass without sharing it in some way. — Buddha

  6. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2015 6:19am UTC
    Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. I was better after I had cried, than before--more sorry, more aware of my own ingratitude, more gentle.Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 11:50pm UTC
    It was well remarked by an intelligent old farmer, ‘I would rather be taxed for the education of the boy, than the ignorance of the man. For one or the other I am compelled to pay.’
    — Southern Cultivator, January 1848

  8. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2015 11:45am UTC
    John asked Clara
    To take
    A walk with him
    And pick flowers.
    But Clara’s brother
    Came along
    And so
    They picked flowers.
    — North Carolina Boll Weevil, 1929

  9. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    May 15, 2015 4:54pm UTC
    "Good use of photography can give even poverty with all its rags, filth and vermin a measure of divineness rarely noticeable in real life." ~ Nelson Mandela from a letter to Zindzi Mandela, written on Robben Island, 27 January 1980

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