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vickiisbeast9111997happy witty anniversary!

  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    January 5, 2012 1:17am UTC
    and there he goes, so perfectly,
    the kind of flawless i wish i could be ♥

  2. emma21 emma21
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    January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I 'm an endangered species. it's called
    teenage virgin

  3. ocean* ocean*
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    January 1, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    I'm amazed that my heart
    STILL WORKS.

  4. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:50pm UTC
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  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    NMF
    Her smile's like a bandage,
    It hides the pain but never truly heals it.

  7. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    That moment when
    you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at you screen like a weirdo.

  8. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    when you look at me and smile,
    it's like - for a split second,
    everything stops. and your smile
    pierces through all the bad in my life,
    and makes me smile. a real smile.

  9. dominiqueeewale dominiqueeewale happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Dear Crush,
    I wish i could've kissed you at midnight.

  10. taytayx311 taytayx311
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    January 1, 2012 3:30am UTC
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  11. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  12. ocean* ocean*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    As many times as I blink
    I'LL THINK OF YOU, TONIGHT.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    my back is not a voicemail.
    got something to say to me ?
    say it to my face.

  14. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 11:29am UTC
    My thought process while texting him;
    OMG HE TEXTED ME. Maybe that means he likes me. Why is his grammar so perfect? Is he mad at me? Wait, no, he just has a smartphone. Oh god, I better reply. What do I say? Uh uh think think think! Well it took him 3 minutes to respond so that gives me 2-4 minutes to think. Okay.. This? No, that'll kill the conversation. This? No, he'll think I'm creepy. OH YES, THIS. THAT'S GOLD. *types* *Checks spelling* *reads over again* Okay. *Holds breath and presses send.*

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    She may not have,
    the prettiest eyes, hair and smile. but trust me,
    she has the prettiest heart.♥
    nmf

  16. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 9:38pm UTC
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    there isn't one person
    on this earth that I want more,
    than you♥

  17. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 1:55am UTC
    Guys, I think I might be pregnant
    I haven't had my period since last year.


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  20. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    It's true.
    I'm jealous of every girl that has
    ever hugged you because for a moment
    she was holding
    my enire world..

:)

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