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Cheesie7895
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC

This girl in my class,
shes chinese,
she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
That says,
'MADE IN CHINA'.
i thought it was pretty awesome.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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breanee
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 6:30pm UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & I'm like
" this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police"

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I just got done
reading something
about mental
disorders
I realized something. Sometimes our worst traits, in reality could be our best. Maybe its not a demon, maybe its like a super power.
I mean dont get me wrong depression sucks. Anxiety sucks. But read some of these facts I learned.
People diagnosed with Depression:
-Are usually smarter than the average person.
-Have a better perspective of the world
-See situations more realistically.
People diagnosed with ADHD
-Thrive in disruptive situations.
-3 times more likely to form their own business
-embrace adventure.
-Adapt at multi-tasking.
People diagnosed with OCD
-Higher level of determination
-naturally good memory
-Doubly as compelled to learn new things.
People diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder.
-four times as capable in art.
-intense creativity level
-increased ability in observing
People diagnosed with Anxiety
-High levels of empathy and able to understand others pain and joy easier.
-understand things on deeper level.
-doubly strong levels of intuition accuracy

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PotterHeadPride
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC

emma watson had to quit college
because everytime she answered a question someone said: "5 points to Gryffindor."

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Seriously.
How can people hate gays when Ellen Degenres exists?

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Glen Coco:
A fictional character who has no dialogue, whose face has never made it on screen, who doesn't serve the plot, and who exists for 2 seconds in one line from a supporting character; he is one of the most memorable and beloved characters from the 2000s.

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 11:22pm UTC

Me: Sometimes I just want to die.
Mom: Are you feeling suicidal?
Me: Not actively, but if something bad were to happen to me, I wouldn't necessarily be upset about it either.
Mom: Please explain.
Me: I don't think I have the courage to actually go through committing suicide, but if I were to be walking across the road and a car was coming straight at me - I'm not sure I would get out of the way.
this did NOT happen to me, I saw it on tumblr. ^

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leeuumm
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 8:36pm UTC

*kid walks in 15 minutes late to class*
Teach: where is your pass and why are you late?
Kid: i got dismissed late
*another kid walks in late*
Teach: if none of you have passes, how do i know that you werent smoking in the bathroom? im going to start sniffing everyone who comes in late
*another kid comes in late*
Teach: *sniffs kid*
Kid: wtf
coolest teacher ever

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Who came up with kisses?
The very first kiss must have been really creepy.
"what are you doing to my face?"
"just trust me on this one"

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carson5482
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Mitt Romney...
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
So, in 8th grade, I started hanging out with the current president, Obama, who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to D.C, and Mitt was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to listen to Obama speak, he'd be like, "Why don't you support my ideas?"
And I'd be like "Why are so ignorant of America's needs?
So then for my birthday party, which was an all Democrats pool party, I was like "Mitt, I can't invite you because I think you're a republican."
I mean, I couldn't have a republican at my party. There were going to be Democrats there with their human rights, I mean right?
He was a REPUBLICAN!
So then his mom called my mom and they started yelling at each other, it was ridiculous.
And then he dropped out of politics because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for the presidential election, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird...
And now I guess he's trying to make airplane windows roll down.
Follow for a follow<3
NMQ/NMF

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PsychoFactzzz
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Psycho Fact
People who are really close, particularly best friends, have the odd ability to communicate through facial expressions.
psychofactz.com
nmf

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC

I bet Mitt Romney was that kid
in class that reminded your teacher that you had homework last night.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
"I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
like, a real one.
and she's on the treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
and they're both incredibly good looking,
and then he leans over the treadmill bar
and starts making out with her
while she's running that fast.
and i'm just like,
".....you win."

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Minnie16xo
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 9:07pm UTC

Last Friday was Pep Rally and Homecoming.
Due to rain, the Pep Rally got canceled. Shortly after they had made that announcement, we had a lockdown. No one thought much of it, until hours started passing. No one knew what was happening. Police from 6 different districts were at our school, along with K-9 Units sweeping the grounds. The only thing that has been confirmed is that they found 2 bullets in the boys bathroom. A kid was going to shoot up the Pep Rally, and supposedly he had a hit list. This kid was new and had been bullied..
If it wasn't for rain, a lot of people might not be here right now.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

SON: mommy every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look your bouncing up and down on him.
MOM: oh. well im bouncing on his
stomach because he is fat and that
makes him thin again.
SON: That wont work
MOM: why?
SON: because they lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up.

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 6:52pm UTC

These are actual children's answers to the question
What is love?
"When somebody loves you, they say your name different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
-Billy, age 4
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
-Terri, age 4
"Love is what's in the room christmas morning if you stop opening presents and listen."
-Bobby, age 7
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with that friend who you hate."
-Nikka, age 6
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt and after that he wears it everyday."
-Noelle, age 7
"Love is like a little old man and little old woman who are still friends
even after they know each other so well."
-Tommy, age 6

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Dear 'boyfriend';
Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Note: Please be prepared to submit additional information e.g. psychological profile, DNA samples and admission to polygraph exam.
1. Name:______________________________________ Date of Birth __/__/____
2.Height: __ft__in. Weight: ___Lbs. I.Q: __ GPA: __
3.Social Security Number: ___-___-____ Drivers License: State: _______ Number: _____________
4.Home address____________________ City: _____________ State_____
5: Boy Scout Rank: _________________
6.How fast can you run 40 yards: ____sec. Two Miles: ___min.
7.Church you attend: ___________________ How Often? _____________________
8.In 50 words or less, Explan what "DONT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" means to you:
_____________________________________________________________________________________.
9. In 50 words or less, Explain what "Late" means to you:
____________________________________________________________________________________.
10. Complete the following sentences:
a) If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is in the __________.
b) If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want to have broken is ___________.
c) The one thing I hope this Application does not as is________________________________________.
d) In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like my ashes scattered ___________________.
e)My greatest fear is____________________________.
11. What do you want me be if you grow up?_________________________________________.
12.How you ever been fingerprinted? Yes___ No___
13. Do you have any identifying marks? e.g. birth marks,scars, tattoos Yes___ No___
14.My dentist is __________________________________ City:_______________ State:______________
I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of Deah and or Dismemberment.
Signed:____________________________________
Thank you for your interest! Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or E-mail. Any attempts at contact during the processing of this application could be hazardous to your health and/or cause serious personal injury.
Sincerely,
Daddy's Orders

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:01am UTC

Fat Amy is amazing: (:
"I have a feeling we should kiss."
"I sometimes have a feeling I should do crystal
meth, but then I think hhmm, better not."

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