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  1. Serendipity * Serendipity *
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Me flirting: Im ugly, but I used to be uglier

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    MISSION:
    I I I
    I I I
    make a letter.
    you know what to do.

  3. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    i could have died with you
    There's something disgusting about the way the moonlight reflects in your eyes. That night... For once in your life, you looked vulnerable; your eyes weren't yours, they weren't cold and calculating — but warm and scared and oh-so in love with me with me with me. You weren't yourself, but something so much more; you were a different man, you showed me who was buried under your façade, you unleashed who was hidden behind your walls. I remember that moment so clearly. It gave me shivers. It was electric. And I hated it, because I know it's because of me that you lost that.
    i loved you i loved you i loved you i loved you~
    (i still love you, come back because i don't know how to stop)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Dad: *gets into car*
    Me: * violently shakes door handle until dad unlocks car*

  6. JamesDahBeast JamesDahBeast
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:03am UTC
    *In class*
    Everyone: *silent*
    Me: *swinging on chair*
    Everyone: *Still silent*
    *crash*
    Everyone: *turns to look at me and the chair on the ground*
    yeah thats basically my life...

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    Guys be like:
    "Let's play 21 questions."
    Girl: "Sure, what's your favorite color?"
    Guy: "Triangle, you a virgin?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    i t s s a d t h a t t h e
    scenes I play over and over in my head are ones you wouldnt think twice about

  10. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Dont cut or try to commit suicide
    You are defeating yourself badly
    and letting the enemies wins over you
    Show the enemies how stronge you are
    and that you dont care about them anymore
    and you are winning over them.
    Not everyone is going to have a easy life.

  11. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Bad things happen to good people.
    Bad things happen to bad people.
    Bad things happen.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  12. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    50 Lessons from 2013:
    1. Life goes on.
    2. You get what you give.
    3. Who are you to judge?
    4. Venting helps. Bottling up doesn't.
    5. Friendship is the best.
    6. Music can change you.
    7. S.h.it happens.
    8. So does the best stuff.
    9. Being a little more selfish can make you a little more happy.
    10. You need to make yourself your top priority.
    11. Parents are important.
    12. It always - ALWAYS - gets better.
    13. You can only go up from rock bottom.
    14. Work hard or go home.
    15. Work hard. Play harder.
    16. Everyone's a little crazy.
    17. Be crazier.
    18. Happiness is easiest when you don't think about it.
    19. Everyone has a past.
    20. Everything and anyone can and will change.
    21. And that's not a bad thing most of the time.
    22. Do what you have to do.
    23. You have to do what you want to do.
    24. Nothing and nobody is or every will be perfect.
    25. Every situation can get a little worse and get a lot better.
    26. It's so important to be kind.
    27. Sleep. Oh my god, sleep.
    28. You don't have to be clever to be kind.
    29. It's okay to take things for granted as long as one day, you stop.
    30. Make as many mistakes as you need to to learn your lesson.
    31. But damn it, learn from your mistakes.
    32. You have the most control over yourself and your future.
    33. 'Time' is a human concept. Don't let it take over your life.
    34. Karma's a bi.tch if you are.
    35. Read, write, draw, sing, and run as much as you can handle.
    36. You can do anything you set your mind to as long as you set it right.
    37. It's good to be mad and it's good to be sad.
    38. Feeling like s.h.it is better than feeling nothing.
    39. Smile as much as you freaking well can.
    40. If it scares you, you should probably do it.
    41. Nothing is worth killing or hurting yourself over.
    42. Not everyone will agree with you. Ever.
    43. The journey is more important than the destination.
    44. Learn and listen as much as you can.
    45. You are only on earth for a very short time.
    46. Don't make promises. Just do them.
    47. Use every day.
    48. There is always someone that loves you.
    49. Don't undervalue what you have and overvalue what you want.
    50. There are always more mistakes to make and more lessons to learn.
    It was a good year. Difficult, but good. ♥

  13. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    Even if you fail,
    at least you know that you tried.
    You won't wonder what could've happened.
    You won't wonder if you could've made that team,
    or if you could've won that contest.
    You won't know have to ask yourself,
    "What if I had taken that leap of faith?"
    You won't have to wonder if maybe
    he would've loved you back.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    Confession #63
    I once bought a prostîtute
    Just because I wanted someone to cuddle with.
    Oml.
    He was so pîssed, it's not even funny.
    Sigh.
    Why can't there be like cuddletutes?
    I'd so buy one of those.
    I think that's what I'll be when I grow up.
    Yea. That sounds nice
    Make a living off of cuddling
    Then I wont have to worry about getting aids.
    Aids are bad
    Stay away from people's sexual intentions if they have aids.
    Or just stay away from people's sexual intentions period.
    Become a nun
    Nuns are good.
    Praise da lawd.

  15. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    I'M OVER YOU.
    u m , k i n d o f .

  16. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Ugly. Worthless. Pathetic. Fat. Freak. Stupid. Loser. Liar. Loveless. Empty. Die. Useless.
    Change Your Perspective
    ˙əʌıʇɔədsɹəd ɹnoʎ əƃuɐɥɔ
    ˙ɹəʌəlɔ ˙ʇɹɐɯs ˙ɔıʇsɐʇuɐɟ ˙puıʞ ˙ƃuıuunʇs ˙ƃuızɐɯɐ ˙ʇuɐıllıɹq ˙əlqɐɹopɐ ˙ʇəəʍs ˙ʎləʌol ˙lnɟɹəpuoʍ ˙ʇɔəɟɹəd ˙lnɟıʇnɐəq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 12:10pm UTC
    it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    Just imagine if a celebrity got a Witty
    And then all of a sudden it was the next big thing, and all your family and friends were getting accounts too. Then all our secret lives were uncovered. Everyone would know what we said about them, they'd know where we hid the bodies, they'd know our life stories. It would be like our diaries being invaded. That would be scary.

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