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AcidCreep
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July 12, 2012 12:27pm UTC

Harry Potter-
-Is that a wand in you pocket? or are you just happy to see me?
- My name may not be Luna, but i sure know how to Lovegood.
-Mind if i enter your Chamber of Secrets?
-I've been Whomping my Willow thinking about you.
-You don't have to say 'LUMOS' in order to turn me on.
-Hagrids not the only giant on campus... if you know what i mean.
-Foul Git

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:47pm UTC

what Mean Girls taught me:
You can't just ask people why they're white.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 6:28pm UTC

When you're seriously trying to watch
something and your family is having a "who can be the loudest" competition.

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JohnnyyM450
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:16am UTC

So i have a question..
For the guy that discoverd milk...
What the hell were you doing to that cow !?!?!
Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 2:37pm UTC

"Ha! you flinched."
"Well ya, you almost
punched me
in the f*cking face."

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abigaail
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 9:01pm UTC

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Freeze Mentos
In ice cubes
and serve time bomb sodas!
CookieDoughFormats

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leavitt
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:21pm UTC

Wat Normal People Hear
"ruslte"
Wat Ghost Hunters Hear
"my name is Mary Jane and I was killed by Ed and I am sad and lonely so i haunt"

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Cruehead98
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July 11, 2012 8:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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PerfectisImpossible
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 7:14pm UTC

If you don't know
what PCA is..
you're not a cool cat.

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Paper cuts
A trees revenge
Mi i n e ( :

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musicXisXsoulXX
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 8:17pm UTC

-finished first page of test-
*flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

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lexi1020
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 11:26am UTC

When I sing with my headphones in I think,
"Why don't I have a record deal?!"
Then I take them out, and I know why...
nmf/nmq

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morgann8888
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 9:35pm UTC

If Jenna Marbles made a movie ... it would be epic.
Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

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ForeverMeAndYou
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 3:47pm UTC

-Hey I just met you,-
And my name's Dori...
-Hey I just met you-;

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alissagorgeousx3
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 11:01am UTC

I Just Noticed...
The cursor has a shadow
Click the heart if you just checked ;)

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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basketballgymnast
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:33pm UTC

BRB
my goldfish is drowning.

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sierra465
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Funny Words
'Tortoises'
Should I start a series?

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annabanana090
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Teen-a-ger:
A person who is treated like a child
but expected to act like an adult.

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