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T_Cat5
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Me: What are you doing?
Friend: Finding people on Facebook with the name 'Hontas'
Me: Why?
Friend: Because, it would be funny to poke a Hontas!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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abbeysroad333
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
You: On the playground was where I spent most of my days
You: Chillin' our maxin' relaxin' all cool
Stranger: ok
You: And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
You: When a couple of guys
You: Who were up to no good
Stranger: wtf
You: Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
Stranger: ???
You: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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wittyness
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Telling your parents a funny story
But they take it too seriously
And it turns into a life lesson
nmq

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deluxe
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:46pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E class involved a rainbow parachute
Format:twilightgirl995

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DarkCatzy101
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:37pm UTC

I wonder Who Invented Hugs
{I Mean How Did The first hug go?♥}
"Umm...What are you doing?
{Just trust me ♥}
Still holding on -.-
D

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maddo143
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:58pm UTC

CookieDoughFormats
MATH:
Lesson: 1+2=3
Quiz: 4-1=3
Test: 4x+2abc)8.90x744576x)+22+23-32= the volume of the moon. Now cacuclate the mass of the sun.
Format by Cookiedoughformats

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hihelloimrachel
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Q: on a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with harry potter are you?
A: nine and three quarters. ;)
only harry potter fans will get it.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:28pm UTC

If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3,
does he speak english in the Spanish version?

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caseybbeckerr
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January 30, 2012 8:12pm UTC

You make my heart skip two beats when you text me, I would be dead if we were togther..........♥...........♥

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soccerxXxbabii
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 8:56pm UTC

Caution:
i may have the sudden urge to kiss you

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mn3
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January 29, 2012 10:02pm UTC

The only reason i get excited about mondays now is because i know i get to see his smile<3

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softballforeverlover6898
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January 30, 2012 2:54pm UTC

You're the reason I wake up in the morning.

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ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 6:28pm UTC

The Most attractive thing ever
is when a guy talks to your best friend to find out if you like him. It means that he cares enough about you to not screw up if he asks you out. Also, that he considers your friend's opinions.

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pandapilar23
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Sorry you were mean to me
when we were little
and then i grew up to be really hot
Heroes - All Time Low

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volleyballl_babe12
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 7:04pm UTC

EEEEEEEK! ;D
Nemo is coming back into THEATERS in 3D! ♥ Well, I'm definitely seeing that .

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theunicorn
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Tired of feeling
ugly
fat
fat

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SecretxWish
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:00pm UTC

Cinderella
didn't have to take off her dress
for her prince charming and neither do
You
Format by DamnnTaylerx/nmq

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sarahelyse
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:29pm UTC

a few years ago my bestfriends brother died.
today wouldve been his birthday.
can i please have likes in support to show my bestfriend people do care,
it would mean alot to me and my bestfriend
stay strong buddy <3

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lexidanielle_xo
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 6:55pm UTC

I HATE YOU SO MUCH
THAT I HOPE YOU DIE
IN TEMPLE RUN....
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO
BEAT YOUR HIGH SCORE.

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