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DuckAddictant
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June 29, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Wouldn't it be ironic
If someone died while eating a life saver?
mind=blown

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DreamYourWayToParis
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Adele is pregant
Hows that for turning tables
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sticksandstones001
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June 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC

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Simpsonizer143
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 3:16pm UTC

The Reason
we're all so fast at typing is because of
Club Penguin

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 2:56pm UTC

I run away when I press a toy at
a store and realize it won't stop making a noise.

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xomeggie914
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 4:15pm UTC

seeing a cute little boy and thinking
your going to be very attractive when your older ;)
format by julietechoecho

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yourcool
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June 29, 2012 2:06pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Oh, I didn't tell you?
Must've been none of your damn business.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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June 29, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Pretending to
still read your birthday card after
money has fallen out..
-Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 3:21pm UTC

nine months from now,
YOLO won't be as cool as you thought it was.

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伤*
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 9:46am UTC

"If i was a boy the first thing
i'd do is kick myself in the balls
to see what it feels like."
- Eleanor Calder ♥
format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

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Hayleeismyname
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC

My Mom
Me: Mom I got an A on my Alegabra test
Mom: thats nice sweetie
Me: I passed highschool
Mom: Thats nice sweetie
Me : I won the Noble Peace Prize
Mom: Thats nice sweetie
Me:: *forgets to do dishes*
Mom: Why are you so lazy? You never do anything! All you do is sit in your room!! Your always on the computer! Ugh!
Me:...

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