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  1. xPhantasyx xPhantasyx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Why did you believe him?
    It's easy to believe someone, when it's exactly what you want to hear.

  2. hikelly101 hikelly101
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    In bed, it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45
    At school it's 1:30, close
    your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31
    you kidding me!
    nmf

  3. pickle_ninja pickle_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When preschool kids have a more successful love life than you ..

  4. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Today,
    I saw my ironing board had wrinkles in it.
    I laughed at the irony.
    Then I laughed again because the word "irony" has the word "iron" in it. Then I made a Quesadilla.
    MLIA.

  5. LittleMonster_ LittleMonster_
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    I was good at math,
    and then they decided
    to mix the alphabet in it.

  6. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Summer 2011.
    Here's to the short shorts, with soaked bikinis below.
    To the bug eyed sunglass, & burning sun against us.
    Here's to the witches who will be talking crap.
    To the late night phone calls, and daily walks that
    smell like sunscreen, & cheese puffs. To the sticky
    fingers from those long popcicles that taste so good.
    To the seven day long sleepovers with the girls.
    To finding romance,&actually working on staying in love.
    Nah forget that love stuff, let's just have some fun.
    To watching scary movies with storms surrounding you.
    To the tans, [fake ones, and real ones] that won't fade.
    To no school, what can get any better then that.
    To those tears, of happiness, and even the sad ones too.
    Ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner + in between.
    To staying up late, my day is gonna end at 6 AM!
    To sleeping in, cause I wont get up till at least 1 PM.
    To the public pools, well the ones with that cute life guard.
    To big purses, to makeup, to everything we need.
    I already can tell this is going to be oh soo greeaaattttt!!!
    To make a scene in our polka dot bikinis babe,
    I want summer, I need summer. I'm craving summer.
    To the same season, new year.
    Oh summer 2011, you're going to change my life.
    ♥________♥
    (not mine)

  7. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    Its sad when people you know
    become people you knew.
    When you walk past someone like they were never
    a big part of your life.
    How you used to talk for hours ,
    And now you can't even look at them.

  8. kristiXmorrison kristiXmorrison
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Miss Suzie had a steamboat
    The steamboat had a bell
    Miss Suzie went to heaven
    The steamboat went to...
    Hello operator
    please give me number nine
    and if you disconnect me
    I'll chop off your...
    Behind the 'fridgerator
    There was a piece of glass
    Miss Suzie sat upon it
    And cut her big fat...
    Ask me no more questions
    Tell me no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    Zipping down their...
    Flies are in the meadow
    The bees are in the park
    Miss Suzie and her boyfriend
    Are kissing in the...
    Dark is like a movie
    A movies like a show
    A show is like a t.v set
    And that is all I know
    anyone else remember this? Fave?

  9. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 3:23pm UTC
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  10. emilxo emilxo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 11:47am UTC
    Bad decisions;
    make good stories. ♥
    --->notmine.

  11. archuleta4ever archuleta4ever
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    Hannah Montana is over.
    This means my childhood is over.
    I've watched this show since I was 9.
    I'm 15 now.
    I cried my eyes out during the Finale.
    It's made me realize;
    I'm not ready to grow up.

  12. beastgirl5555 beastgirl5555
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 12:44pm UTC
    -----------------♥-----------------
    I was talking to my boyfriend last night,
    And it got really quiet, so I just randomly said:
    "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?"
    And he instantly replied:
    "NO THIS IS PATRICK!"
    I love him so freaking much
    -----------------♥-----------------

  13. heysoulsista heysoulsista
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    when you're facebook stalking
    and you find out someone has
    an open profile its like you're a
    kid on christmas
    547 pictures? don't mind if i do ;)

  14. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    I dare you not to cry.
    "When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" - but then you'd relent and roll me over for a bellyrub.
    My housetraining took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed, listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs," you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.
    Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.
    She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" - still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love."
    As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them, especially their touch - because your touch was now so infrequent - and I would have defended them with my life if need be.
    I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams. Together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being your dog to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
    Now you have a new career opportunity in another city and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family.
    I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog or cat, even one with "papers."
    You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a goodbye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too.
    After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked "How could you?"
    They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you - that you had changed your mind - that this was all a bad dream...or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited.
    I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table, rubbed my ears and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood.
    She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"
    Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself - a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place.
    With my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not meant for her. It was you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of. I will think of you and wait for you forever.
    May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty."
    <3
    Fave If You Would Never Leave Your Puppy.

  15. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    There is a fine line between;;
    love && friend
    real && pretend
    "hello" && "goodbye"
    fairy tale && lie
    together && not
    what you want && what you got
    i'm dying && i'm fine
    love && a waste of time
    credit to iconator*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder..
    if someone ever goes,
    "I wish I was that pretty,"
    when they see me.
    Because that's what I do every day.
    -sixbillionsecrets

  18. BlueSkyBunny BlueSkyBunny
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment when a family member asks if you have a boyfriend..

  19. TruthAboutReality TruthAboutReality
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    I wanna like your status,
    But you just put it up and I don’t
    wanna be a creep....
    so I’ll just wait here a minute or 2
    Staring at it....

  20. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2011 10:29am UTC
    Need A Laugh?
    Go to Google;
    And Click; I'm feeling lucky for all of these(;
    ♫ Type in 'Where is Chuck Norris?'
    ♫ Type in 'ewmew fudd'
    ♫ Type in 'Who's the cutest?'
    ♫ Type in 'elgoog'
    ♫ Type in 'Urban Dictionary'
    ♫ Type in 'is it thursday'
    ♫ Type in '2204355'
    ♫ Type in 'Who's awesome?'
    ♫ Type in 'lollimewire'
    ♫ Type in 'Google gothic'
    ♫ Type in 'Google bsd'
    ♫ Type in 'Google easter egg'
    ♫ Type in 'Google Gizoogle'
    ♫ Type in 'Google bearshare'
    ♫ Type in 'Google linux'
    ♫ Type in 'Google l33t'
    ♫ Type in 'Google mirror'
    ♫ Type in 'Google cheese'
    ♫ Type in 'Google pig latin'
    ♫ Type in 'Google epic'
    ♫ Type in 'Google weenie'
    ♫ Type in 'Google rainbow'
    ♫ Type in 'Google for hackers'
    ♫ Type in 'Google loco'
    ♫ Type in 'Google black'
    ♫ Type in 'Google small'
    ♫ Type in 'Google black and white'
    ♫ Type in 'Google metal'
    ♫ Type in 'Google holiday'
    ♫ Type in 'Xx-klingon'
    Type in 'Google pacman'
    ♫ Type in 'Answer to life, the universe and everything' (Click Search for this one)
    my credit to clumsgirl811
    not mine .. but i really loved it!
    Some of these i didn't find on my own! Sorry it's long but there's a lot of them(: For some of them, credit to showstopperrr96, XxEmily23xX, and mokagirl.... fav please ♥

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