Banananutmuffin

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I don't go on here much anymore. Maybe I will again some day, but for now, it's been a good 3 years.

Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 6:12pm UTC

Those Mornings Where
your exhausted, but there's birds chirping right next to your window,
so you can't fall asleep and you feel like going outside&
and shoot them all

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 5:50pm UTC

Don't you hate it when;
And you say "but it's my birthday!" you think of an amazzzing quote,
but by the time you turn on the computer and sign on to witty you
Completely forget what it was?

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 5:23pm UTC

When it's your birthday,
And you say "but it's my birthday!" & you use the excuse, "But it's my birthday!"
to get what you want.

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 5:06pm UTC

That one facebook friend, that
NEVER SLEEPS
[They're on when you go to sleep, & They're on when you wake up]

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 9:01pm UTC

♥ I'm basically your average teenage girl ♥
I like a guy, who will never like me back, I spend way to much time on witty profiles, I stalk people on Facebook, I stress over the littlest things, my hair never cooperates, my room can't stay clean for more then a day, I use my hair brush as a microphone and dance around, my grades aren't always good, my world revolves around music, I can spend hours deciding the simplest things, my smile isn't always real, I don't always say what I feel, I change my mind more then you change clothes, I stay up way later then I should, I love laughing, I only have a few people I can actually trust, I think I'm ugly 97% of the time, I pretend to like people I actually hate, one song can make or break my entire day, I have had "friends" stab me in the back before, I fall in love to fast, I don't always get along with my relatives, I trust people to easily, I sing in the shower, I suck up to people to get what I want, I do my homework five minutes before its do, I still watch Disney movies, and I fall in love with all the wrong guys, I have shows that I have to watch, I'll buy a magazine just to get a picture of my celebrity crush, I won't text people just so I wouldn't seem annoying, I'm always everyone's second choice, I take out my phone so it looks like I'm texting someone, I press the buttons on toys in shops then run away when they won't stop making noise, I want a summer romance, I trip over flat surfaces, I practice my signature just incase I become famous one day, I fell into a pool of sexy when I was a kid, I get butterfly when I hear his name, I make mistakes all the time, I'm not always perfect, and I have to many flaws to count.
♥ So, maybe, I'm not so normal after all ♥

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 8:50pm UTC

Football Skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country football skiing downhill skiing cross country track cheerleading dance hockey ice skating karate boxing weight lifting softball baseball bowling soccer rugby golf cricket tennis motor sport swimming horse racing basketball hockey baseball soft ball cheer leading bowling catch games climbing cycling skiing paint balling kick ball skittles table tennis dominoes air hockey wrestling thumb wrestling arm wrestling tug o war java ling shot put running snow boarding rowing discus long jump triple jump high jump cross country
Sports♥

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 8:46pm UTC

Admit it.
At one point in your life you pretended that the floors were lava and if you stepped in it, you died.
-

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 4:08pm UTC

GOOD FRIENDS,
BLAME YOU.
BEST FRIENDS,
TAKE THE BLAME.

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 2:36pm UTC

before you assume,
learn the facts.
before you judge,
understand why.
before you leave,
COMMIT ON STAYING.
before you hurt someone,
f e e l.

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 4:20pm UTC

THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS QUOTE,
is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything,
its too late for you to stop reading it.

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 4:01pm UTC

someone
will always be prettier wwiwill alw
someone
will always be smarter
someone
will always be younger
BuT
they will never be
you
--

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 3:52pm UTC

The reason
why parents
don't allow their sons to play with dolls
is because
They want t'o teach THem
that
girls
aren't toys to play with ♥

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 3:39pm UTC

Facebook-
where you lie to your friends
WittyProfiles-
where you're honest with complete strangers
♥

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 3:34pm UTC

We all have that one friend-
That we used to hate, but now love♥
-

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 3:13pm UTC

vicctorriaaax
I am who I am.
I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip.
I obviously don't have it all together,
But I like it that way
-

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 1:42pm UTC

Facebook-
You realize how different you are from people
Wittyprofiles-
You realize there are people who know exactly how you feel.

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 12:59pm UTC

Look for the girl
with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved♥
format credit: sandrasaurus

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 4:10pm UTC

"Am I crazy?
I'm afraid so.
You've gone totally bonkers.
But, I'll tell you the truth.
All the best people are."
~AliceInWonderland♥

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Banananutmuffin
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 4:01pm UTC

"i had a dream about you
last night :)"
'Aww, really..'
"Yeah, you
died :)"