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  1. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    im the one who plays softball
    wiff a ring pop on evry finger and wins the game
    :)

  2. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 7:02pm UTC
    my friend:"ding dong the witch is dead!"
    me:"oh no when did my mom die!"

  3. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 6:07pm UTC
    is there a surgeon around...?
    or maybe a heart donater?
    cuz right now mines yancked out of my chest...
    and i need a new one or ima die in the nxt...
    few mins...ive waited awhile for you and only you...
    and you no what you do...?
    you go out wiff my best friend!
    i hate you i love you i hate you i love you
    what to do what to do...
    what should i do wiff myself hes all i can think
    about...
    i look at all these break up quotes...
    and cry cuz i think of him...
    im sure he never think of me...
    but evry one keeps telling me to go out wiff him...
    but im afraid to ask him out...
    ORRR maybe its the same for him!
    maybe hes afraid to ask me out!
    ugh i hate dreaming like this and finding out its not even true...
    </3

  4. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 12:28pm UTC
    how come it just so happens...
    that i always fall for playas???
    </3

  5. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 11:45am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  6. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2010 4:45pm UTC
    TwEeTy

  7. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2010 10:05pm UTC
    mature eyes only. ♥
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you belive in,
    when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this

  8. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2010 8:29pm UTC
    i wont mess wiff your head
    or play wiff your heart
    cause ima real girl
    and i finish what
    i start

  9. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    my boyfriend
    plays fetch
    cuz hes a dog...
    if yer boyfrend is too fav this

  10. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    meeting you
    was fate.
    becoming
    your friend
    was choice.
    but falling inlove
    with you
    i had no control over.

  11. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    ThAtS wHaT sHe SaId!

  12. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    just when i...
    thought nothing good was going to happen...
    you came into my life

  13. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 6:56pm UTC
    WhEn YoUr TuElY In LoVe...
    YoU BlOcK EvErYtHiNg OuTtA YoUr MiNd..
    UnTiL YoUr MoM GrOuNdS YoU FoR IgNoRiNg HeR

  14. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 6:03pm UTC
    distance relationships
    ...
    make friends stronger
    :)

  15. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 10:22am UTC
    ima doctor...
    i fix broken hearts
    ...
    by donating half of mine to yourz
    <3

  16. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 10:06am UTC
    we could lower the amount of people that die every year
    ...
    by getting rid of you,you heart breaker
    ...

  17. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2010 10:02am UTC
    i break people
    ...
    who break hearts for fun
    ...
    that meens you
    ...
    <\3

  18. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    i'd walk 1000
    miles just
    to see
    him
    <3

  19. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    so theres this guy...
    the way he laugh makes me smile
    the way he smiles gives me butterflys
    they way he shows off makes me laugh
    and the way he falls for me makes my wrold go 'round
    && i love him<3

  20. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2010 6:35pm UTC
    To
    BeLiVeE
    Is To KnOw
    ToMoRrOwS
    SoMtHiNg
    NeW

:)

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