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turtleluva123

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Member Since: 20 Apr 2010 10:28am

Last Seen: 23 Jan 2012 01:07am

user id: 106647

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  1. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your at Fright World and
    your hiding in the bathroom from the monsters
    And one comes out of the stall

  2. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    "What happens when I'm getting out of the shower. And shes turned on. And she sees my luscious 'V' of hair from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro!?"
    "SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!!!!!"
    ~Step Brothers(:

  3. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    "She's prettier then me.."
    "Shut up... Your BEAUTIFUL!"

  4. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    me:guess what!
    her:chicken butt
    me:no really
    her: ok what
    me:guess what!
    her: what
    me:CHICKEN BUTT!!!!!

  5. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    forever=3 days:(
    hightlight**^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  6. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 9:20pm UTC
    Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.

  7. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 9:09pm UTC
    Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.

  8. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 9:04pm UTC
    Someone should sue Disney for planting the ideas in little kids heads that every girl has a prince and everything ends up happily ever after

  9. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 9:02pm UTC
    There's a girl in my mirror crying tonight, and there's nothing I can say to make her feel all right.

  10. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 9:02pm UTC
    I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me - I’m going to smile.

  11. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 9:00pm UTC
    I can't talk to you anymore, it's not that I am mad at you, it's just that when I talk to you I realize how much I love you and when I realize how much I love you, I realize I can't have you and that makes me love you even more.

  12. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 8:55pm UTC
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this

  13. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 7:01pm UTC
    lol:)

  14. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME
    Liz
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FEET
    liz
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR ELBOW
    .lkz
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR NOSE
    liz
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHIN
    ll,kiza
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FIST
    liz
    type it with your ear
    .;nj cv
    type it with you tounge
    liz
    Type it with your knee
    jijl,kxds

  15. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 4:52pm UTC
    stick it in your juice box
    and suck it!!!!!!

  16. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 3:47pm UTC
    i had a "boy"friend over the other day and my dad said to him
    ...
    i gotta gun and a shovel and nobody will miss you
    lol
    true story:)

  18. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 3:42pm UTC
    someone pleez tell me
    im not stipid for loving him...
    hes all i think about...
    all day

  19. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    he lied
    she cryed
    he laughed
    she cut
    he moved on
    she stayed back
    just for the memories
    ...
    </3

  20. turtleluva123 turtleluva123
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2010 7:07pm UTC
    the one day i found out my best friend i cryed about evryday...
    lied to me about evrything...
    i lost my other best friend...the two i thought i would never loose...
    but guess what...they werent true friends cuz i still got plenty:) that will ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME!
    but i still cry about them sometimes...
    and i found out...just today
    the friend that left cause of the one that lied still wants to be my friend...
    im like
    "SCREW YOU...DO U NO WHAT YOU PUT ME THRU I REALLY DONT WANNA GO THRU IT AGAIN!!!!"
    all true sadly...

:)

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