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yourcool
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May 27, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe?

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BravoSierra
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May 27, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Before you ask someone why they hate you,ask yourself why you care.

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Miss_OK16
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May 27, 2012 5:48pm UTC

when the answer you just erased turns out being correct.grrr.

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*trop chic*
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC

The Wizard of Oz
Ultimate chick flick.
Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
nmf. nmq.

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alimophia
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May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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Bianca500
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March 15, 2012 6:09pm UTC

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Everytime I see a quote with random highlighted letters
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ifyouaskedmeifilovedhimidlie
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March 15, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Twinkle twinkle Liam Payne,
Harry Louis Niall Zayn.
One Direction rule my life.
You know I'm their future wife
Twinkle twinkle Liam Payne,
Harry Louis Niall Zayn.
♥
Follow for a follow? :)

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wittyfreak136
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March 15, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Trying to convince your friends
that you're over him.
♥
but you're actually just trying to convince yourself.

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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Having your period at school
and being afraid it'll bleed through and you won't be able to notice :(

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 6:19pm UTC

*Opens pack of gum"
BAM! Everyone is your best friend.

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countrygirl123
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March 15, 2012 2:00pm UTC

Me: I talk to myself.
Me:Same...
♥

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:44pm UTC

When parents are awake:
-runs downstairs, grabs food, crunches loudly, runs back upstairs, jumps onto bed.-
When parents are sleeping:
-tiptoes downstairs, carefully picks up food, chews veeery slowly, puts away softly, crawls upstairs, slowly sits on bed-
Just me?

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llamaluver678
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:45pm UTC

My mind told me not to fall for him
Sadly, my heart had another
opinion.

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llamaluver678
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:24pm UTC

every time i laugh
i hope he is watching,
so that he can see that i'm happier without him.
when actually i'm breaking down inside.
♥

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haygurlhayeveryday24
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Tripping in public
and
looking awkwardly around
making sure nobody saw

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countrygirl123
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March 13, 2012 10:36pm UTC

If i fall asleep texting you it's because i didn't wanna say goodbye.♥

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countrygirl123
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Sometime i wonder if you smile at my texts like i smile at yours..♥

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Organicgirl
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March 11, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Its painful looking back at old memories.

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Organicgirl
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 6:33pm UTC

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We all have those songs on our iPod that we are embarrassed about.
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nmf

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Organicgirl
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March 12, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Me talking with friends: Oh my goodness you will never guess what happend in 2nd period. Guess what I did this weekend? I love that song. My family is so annoying. Did you watch that show on Friday? I love your shoes. I want food. We should hang out this weekend. Did you get the homework? What time is lunch?...
Me talking to the guy I like: So the weather....
nmf

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