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kenziimay
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March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Am i the only one?
who shakes the magic 8 ball til i get the answer i want?

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alligator98
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March 16, 2012 9:23pm UTC

I always highlight a quote that I don't understand to make sure I'm not missing some hidden meaning.

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dreams_come_true
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March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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Fake_a_smile
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March 6, 2012 8:55pm UTC

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Go_Hayden
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March 6, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Unlike barbies me'n my frieinds aren't sold seperatly ♥♥

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just_a_young_girl
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March 6, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Best guy friend: "Can I ask you some advice?"
Me- "Of course. We are best friends. You can ask me anything."
Him- "Well there is this girl, who is absolutely perfect, but she doesn't see it. How do I make her believe she is amazing? How do I get her to see what I see?"
Me- "Well, compliment her all the time, but make it sincere. Don't do it just to be annoying. And once in a while, do a cute little thing like stick a note in her locker saying something you like about her."
Him- Ok. Thank you.
2 days later, I found a note in my locker saying,
"If you haven't figured out by all the compliments I keep giving you, you're that amazing girl I was talking about. In my eyes, you are perfect. Speaking of eyes, your's are the most beautiful I have ever seen."
<3

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sarah_x
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March 6, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Fave for a name that sounds cute with yours!Comment your name♥

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cheetah678
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March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When you push on the door and it doesn't move, and then you realize it says pull...

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Bonnelle
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March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC

here's to the kids who:
are trying to get over their past relationship.
♥

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softb11
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March 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC

I'm officially naming my TV remote
Waldo.

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purplechicka16
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March 6, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I told HIM I liked him.
After building up 9 years of confidence.
His response?
"Me too.<3"
For all you witty girls, it's never too late.

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yourcool
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March 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Friend Do you realize how may calories are in that?
Me: Do you realize how much I don't care?

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BravoSierra
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February 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Spongebob: Can you hear me?
Patrick: No, it's too dark!

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jimmy365
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February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 7:31pm UTC

One Direction things#27
Interviewer: if you could be any animal what would like to be?
Zayn: i'd like to be a shark because i can't swim and i'd like to swim
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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BravoSierra
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February 18, 2012 10:15pm UTC

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BravoSierra
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February 18, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Whew. Thank you, warning label.
I was actually considering using my toaster in the shower this morning.

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JustDreaming
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February 17, 2012 7:54pm UTC

when we where little and how we use to say
i "like like" him
♥

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jimmy365
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February 17, 2012 11:51pm UTC

VICKY FROM FAIRLY ODDPARENTS
TEACHING US THAT GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL SINCE 2001
♥
MQ/NMF

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