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  1. MaybeIStillLoveYou MaybeIStillLoveYou
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Eyes on fire, eyes on fireAnd they burn from all the tearsI've been crying, I've been cryingI've been dying over you
    Tie a knot in the ropeTrying to hold, trying to holdBut there's nothing to grab
    So I let go.

  2. sumaiya_malik sumaiya_malik
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    LIVE
    LAUGH
    LOVE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
    I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

  7. babydolphin09 babydolphin09
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    & now we all wonder,
    WHY SCHOOL DOESNT GO
    by as fast as
    summer does.

  8. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles #5
    "What was that sound? The sound of me throwing my underwear across the room."
    follow for a follow (:

  9. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    didn't know Adele was 7 months pregnant until just now O.o

  10. Sammy* Sammy*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    Playing t or d with crush
    Me: truth
    Crush: ok ummm who do you like?
    Me: um ya know nobody and truth or dare?
    Crush: ok truth
    Me: ummm hmmmmm favorite color?
    Crush: blue and truth or dare?
    Me: dare
    Crush: ok I dare you to tell me who you like!
    Me: only if you say yours at the same time
    Crush: ok
    Us: 1…2…3…. YOU
    True story and now we are together
    nmf

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    my laptop: wwwhhhhhhrrrrhhhhrrrrrr
    me: shhhh baby it's ok. mama's here.

  12. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
    I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.

  13. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    I don't care
    HOW RUDE
    someone is being to you.
    You NEVER
    EVER
    tell them to
    kill themself.

  14. neversaynever40 neversaynever40
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    When I get home from a vacation all I think is:
    "I can finally shower in my own shower, and sleep in my own bed!"
    Or is that me?

  15. babydolphin09 babydolphin09
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    * O N W I T T Y *
    THIS IS GOING TO GET A LOT OF FAVS!
    * logs back on later *
    2 notifications.

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    what Mean Girls taught me:
    on wednesdays, we wear pink.

  17. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    *A 24 year old looked out the train window and shouted...*
    "Hey dad look, the trees are going behind!!" His dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year olds childish behaviour with pity. Suddenly he again shouted "Dad look, the clouds are running with us" The couple couldn't resist, and said to his dad..."Why don't you take your son to a good doctor?"
    The dad smiles then said..." I did we are just coming home from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyesight back today."
    Every single person in the world has a different story.
    Don't judge people before you truly know them.
    The truth might suprise you.
    Think before you say something.

  18. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I play a song, no one likes it.
    Two months later, they love it -_-

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    flashback to being 7;
    girls rule, boys drool.

  20. babydolphin09 babydolphin09
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:31am UTC
    AWKWARD.

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