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happiest*
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February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:13pm UTC

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

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happiest*
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February 22, 2014 4:18pm UTC

a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:11pm UTC

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC

SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

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happiest*
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January 28, 2014 3:46pm UTC

i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5

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yourcool
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January 23, 2014 11:31pm UTC

the fact that "#freebeiber" is trending
on twitter after he go arrested for
DUI is an insult to anyone who has
ever lose someone to a drunk driver.

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happiest*
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January 14, 2014 1:57pm UTC

Old Generation:"You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation:"You were named after a celebrity." Next Generation:"You were named after a fictional character."

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