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Eli22b
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June 4, 2013 9:52pm UTC

So the other day I was walking and eating a popsicle and the top of it fell off
and landed on the ground. So I just stopped and stood there, looking at this poor pathetic piece of popsicle. It's very existence melting away and I just I don't understand why bad things happen to good people and omg what is wrong with me.

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Eli22b
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May 26, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Anyway the thing is...
What I really mean...
Yours are the sweetest eyes,
I've ever seen.

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AnInsecureGirl
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May 19, 2013 5:07pm UTC

It's sad, but it's true how society says her life is already over.

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May 23, 2013 4:52pm UTC

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Dishonored*
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May 15, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Women are women,
regardless of s.ex.
Men are men,
in the same respects.
You can be both,
or a mix of the two;
or you can be neither,
if that's what suits you.
But people are people,
whatever their parts.
Because what really matters,
is inside of our hearts.

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Trustmeee
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May 15, 2013 5:56pm UTC

why can't they see me?

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chasingsunshine
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May 15, 2013 5:28pm UTC

It isn't funny
When you make those "jokes" about her weight
It isn't funny
When you laugh every time she makes a mistake
It isn't funny
When you point out her flaws, over and over again
She laughs along with you
But you have no idea what she's thinking
You don't know how much she hates herself
You don't know that she cries herself to sleep at night
You don't know that she wishes she was dead
To you,
It's funny
To her,
It's just one step closer to letting go

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glitter162*
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May 15, 2013 7:27pm UTC

What do Justin Beiber and Pinocchio
have in common? They both want to be real boys.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 15, 2013 4:00pm UTC

There are billions of people in the world and half of them are girls.
They are all different and they are all beautiful.
Some girls like to wear dresses and put on makeup and others don't
And that's okay
Some girls have long hair and others have short
And that's okay
Some girls like to play with dolls and some play video games Some play both!
And that's okay
Some girls prefer to cover up and others dont
And that's okay
Some girls want to be boys and some boys want to be girls
And that's okay
Some girls like boys and some like girls Some like both!
And that's okay
There will be people who try to make your choices for you
And that's not okay
Your self, your choice. No one can tell you who to be.
And whoever you choose to be is okay

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ThatWeirdGirl*
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May 13, 2013 10:01pm UTC

My Summer Bucket List
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drink lemonade everyday for a week
start being a vegetarian
go to the beach
read 10 books
watch an entire movie with my eyes closed
stay fit
let hair grow out
write a letter to myself at the beginning of summer and read it at the end
keep a diary
write a story
do a hike
pull off an allnighter
buy all 10 seasons of Friends and watch it
stay in my pj's for one whole day
watch a Harry Potter Marathon
raise self esteem
ride a horse
reinvent myself
be happy
go a week without electronics
ride on a zipline
do some sightseeing
learn how to go fishing
climb a really tall tree
take lots of pictures
go on a pinic
watch fireworks
go to a thriftshop
go to the movies the whole day
do some pranks
volunteer for any cause
collect seashells
learn how to surf
go into a photo booth with a friend and take crazy pictures
Disney and Pixar marathon
ride a hot air balloon
go on a shopping spree
pick a summer anthem
visit a different state
grow a plant
bake a cake
go to a water park
blow some bubbles
dance in the rain
learn how to cook a recipe
fill out an entire sketchbook
redecorate room
go shopping after midnight
walk into a room and scream "TROLL THERE'S A TROLLLL IN THE DUNGEONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Harry Potter fans get this)
finish a video game
go mini golfing
go to movie night at the beach
get pie thrown at my face and vice versa
draw on sidewalk with chalk
have an artist draw a goofy cartoon of me
make a collage
go to build a bear
watch the stars
decorate a pair of jeans with quotes and lyrics
make an 11:11 wish everyday and keep track if it comes true
eat cotton candy
order a kids meal
beat a pinata up
cut my jeans into shorts
decorate my own nails
dye my hair a new color
go to ihop late at night
run through sprinklers
meet new people
have an adventure
ride a scary roller coaster without screaming
confess my feelings to my crush
stop letting fear rule my life
visit miami
get someone to bury me in the sand
buy a bunch of balloons and hold them around a whole day
eat a strange food
write a song (even if it sucks)
go to a zoo
buy a map and pinpoint the places I want to visit before I die
Comment some of your own suggestions!

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Rajsonkar
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May 14, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Call summaryBoy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
wife to husband: not responding

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Hale_Storm18
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May 14, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Reasons to date me
-I can pick stuff up with my feet, sometimes
-I've never killed a man
-I once got 95% on Guitar Hero
-You can play with my hair
-I'm cheaper than a puppy

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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May 11, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Out of the ashes, I’m burning like a fire. You can save your apologies, you’re nothing but a liar. I’ve got shame, I’ve got scars that I will never show. I’m a survivor in more ways than you know. ‘Cause all the pain and the truth, I wear like a battle wound. So ashamed, so confused, I’m not broken or bruised. ‘Cause now I’m a warrior. Now I’ve got thicker skin. I’m a warrior. I’m stronger than I’ve ever been and my armor, is made of steel, you can’t get in. I’m a warrior, and you can never hurt me.

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