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thealltoowierdme1

1. thealltoowierdme1
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   July 3, 2012 11:51pm UTC
   While flipping through old year booksand looking at the prettiest-and meanest-girl-in-school's picture from middle school........and all you think is one word:justice.
   
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2. thealltoowierdme1
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   July 3, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   That one personwho you NEVER want to be angry with you:your hairdresser
   
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3. thealltoowierdme1
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   June 26, 2012 10:56pm UTC
   those teachers......who assume that you know absolutley nothinguntil the moment you cross the threshold of their classroom.And from that point onward they take personal credit for anything intellectualthat may escape your mouth.
   
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4. thealltoowierdme1
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   June 22, 2012 12:18am UTC
   Me: So you've never flashed someone? Mom: NO! Me: Never? Mom: No! You didn't, did you? (insert angry face) Me:........ NO! Never!
   
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5. thealltoowierdme1
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   June 7, 2012 12:11pm UTC
   Donkey: No Shrek! Wait that's the Dragon's Keep. They keep dragons in there! -Shrek Forever After
   
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6. thealltoowierdme1
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   June 5, 2012 11:52pm UTC
   Crossing the street with a friend...Friend: (Sees a car comming, grabs my hand and sprints into the street) YOLO!!!!
   
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7. thealltoowierdme1
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   June 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   Those dayswhere you just have tocurl up on your bedand try not to think about it
   
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8. thealltoowierdme1
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   June 4, 2012 8:23pm UTC
   when you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
   -Hugh White
   
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9. thealltoowierdme1
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   June 4, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   I hate it when...i make a really big mistakethen i can't stop thinking about it:(
   
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10. thealltoowierdme1
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    May 1, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Monday was awful
    Tuesday was an instant replay
    
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11. thealltoowierdme1
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    April 27, 2012 12:19am UTC
    When teachers teach something newso they work out a problem for the classthen give us a worksheet where the problems are a billion times harder!
    
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12. thealltoowierdme1
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    February 12, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    That guy who's a total jerk,but i'm just not able to say goodbye to him...
    
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13. thealltoowierdme1
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    January 15, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Love is many things- none of them reasonable.-The Princess Bride by William Goldman
    
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14. thealltoowierdme1
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    January 15, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    “I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.” -Audrey Hepburn
    
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15. thealltoowierdme1
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    January 13, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    It's been two yearsbut i finally figured out how to open my locker
    
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16. thealltoowierdme1
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    December 31, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    When you're flirtingwith a really hot guy,then he tells youhe has a girlfriend.Then all you're thinking is"back away slowly"
    
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17. thealltoowierdme1
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    December 31, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    I don't know whyI hate new yearsit just alwaysmakes me feel like crying:(
    
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18. thealltoowierdme1
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    December 31, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    "Don't cry because it's oversmile because it happened."-Dr. SeussGoodbye 2011 it was a good year
    
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19. thealltoowierdme1
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    December 23, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    friend: I only date guys whodon't listen to main stream music, read Shakespear, and who like to cryMe: Ummmm.... I think you need to broaden your search
    
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20. thealltoowierdme1
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    December 23, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    When i'm speaking to someone really smartand they're using big words that i don't understand i just nod my head and try to look really smart too.
    
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