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Harley91594
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July 3, 2012 11:54pm UTC

When I hide in my room, my mom says
"Get out of your Batcave, or you'll never have a boyfriend!"

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meg_xoxo
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July 3, 2012 11:55pm UTC

When you do something crazy in front of your mom and she gives you a look like..I actually gave birth to this?

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xochaarlotteexoo
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July 3, 2012 9:21pm UTC

That depressing moment when you can hear fireworks, but can't see them.
Happy 4th of July !

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never_forget
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July 3, 2012 11:46pm UTC

Donkey: And In The Morning, I'm Making Waffles!

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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 3, 2012 6:12pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xBiebersShawtyx
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July 3, 2012 6:14pm UTC

what if when you're born, you're still crying from your past life?
format by julietechoecho

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FullOfRegrets
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July 3, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Chandler: You're turning into a woman!
Joey: No I'm not! Why would you say that? That's just mean!
Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say?
Joey: It's not what you said, it's just the way you said it
Joey: Oh my God! I'm a woman!

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sarnotsav
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July 3, 2012 5:45pm UTC

"Disney Channel now is a
discrase to Walt Disney's memory."

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3milyxoxo
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June 26, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Never apologize for what you feel. Its like saying sorry for being real.
~Lil Wayne

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pcelovekap
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June 26, 2012 11:02pm UTC

Dear Axe body spray,
please put a suggested serving size on your bottles.
-Sincerely,
choking girls everywhere
(OneDirection)

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ariebug
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June 26, 2012 6:29pm UTC

I don't like him...
I'm just sexually attracted to him;)
nmf

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wittygiraffelover

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June 26, 2012 10:50pm UTC

your shirt has to go,
but you can stay.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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flyingbacon7
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June 22, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Every day may not be goodbut there's something good in every day

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Awkward3564
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June 26, 2012 2:12pm UTC

_____&_____
by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt.
--Sylvia Plath
♥

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