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1. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 4:54pm UTC
   Straightening your hair first when you're
   getting ready for school, because nothing
   LOOKS GOOD IF YOUR HAIR ISN'T DONE.
   
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2. DamnnTaylerx
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 4:58pm UTC
   WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO
   UNDERLINE SOMETHING & YOU END UP
   CROSSING IT OUT.
   
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3. wallenbee
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 4:18am UTC
   You say that you love rain,
   But you open your umbrella when it rains.
   You say that you love the sun,
   But you find a shadow spot when the sun shines.
   You say that you love the wind,
   But you close the windows when the wind blows.
   That is why I am afraid,
   You say you love me, too.
   ♥
   
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4. zpoiledrotton313
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 4:47pm UTC
   the most beautiful line is,
   "but, i love you♥"
   and the most painful is,
   "i love you, but...""
   
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5. WhyAmISoShy
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 1:10pm UTC
   How can I tell her "I love you" ?
   Just do it!
   Ok,let's practice it with you..
   Ok
   I love you <3
   I love you too, now go and tell her
   I just did♥
   Fave, if you wanna get a message like that!♥
   facebook.
   
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6. AlNicholas
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 6:35pm UTC
   what do I have to do, tape mistletoe to my forhead?
   take the freaking hint
   ♥
   
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7. XxprettixX
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 6:22pm UTC
   Format by XxprettxX
   Calling other people
   UGLY
   won't make you any
   Prettier
   so why do it?
   Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.
   
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8. lover1233
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   Boys are like songs,
   you can never get them out of your mind.
   
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9. taytayx311
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   I am
   Gay
   Straight
   Lesbian
   A person
   
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10. idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    format by: idance.
    "I have a question."
    *Teacher walks away*
    "Umm okay that's cool too."
    ♥
    
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11. JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 10:26pm UTC
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12. captivated
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 6:58am UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    Monsters don't
    sleep under your bed
    they sleep inside
    |||||||||||| your head.
    
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13. tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 12:11am UTC
    please don't let me go,
    i desperately need you.
    
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14. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    unless he treats you like a princess
    don't treat him like a prince
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. idance
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
    
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17. lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:42pm UTC
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18. cupcake069
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    *frozen computer*
    hmm... maybe if i spaztasticly click everywhere it will start to work...
    ♥
    credit; beachylove ashleymclovin
    
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19. KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.
    
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20. LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    to do list:
    put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle.
    spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
    nmq
    
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