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Hello there fellow wittian stalkers:)
Welcome to the amazaballs page of me.
please let me introduce myself. my name is Melody Monkeybars. and if i may, i would also love to introduce my partner in crime, Oliver Twist, aka 11spritzerz11<3
Do me a favor?
check out these crazy girlies that i call my best friends:
penguinluv~ this is haley, my murderous, rapping, adhd penguin/lacrosse wiffey. She is amazing
11spritzerz11~ this is hayley. she is the ginger to my blond. the oliver twist to my melody monkeybars. my quaffalo lover and my quaffacorn. btw, i'm going to warn you, she is crazy... and we are superheros. QUAFFALOS FTW<3
Ally6866~ this girl is my shmowie. she is my good luck charm, and if i ever go to vages, she will be right there next to me. she is hilarious, amazing, and quite innapropriate!
Mkbx2~ this is Madison. she is my magical brownie maker. she is so crazy and DON'T LISTEN TO HER!!! i can guarentee she DOES have gum right now... she always does.
emily202~ I LOVE THIS GIRL<3 she is my mental lover. she in insaine and crazy and hilarious. WIFFFEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY<333
Excuse me, I've been talking about my friends... i know you're DIEING to know about MEEE!!!
i'm sexy and i know it.
lol jk. i wish</3
anyway, my name is Heather. i know what you are thinking... yes, i am a flower. thank you for noticing.
okay, maybe i'm not that either.
Dammit. I'm boring.
anyway, i live in a tiny town in this little state of connecticut.
wanna know a funny thing?
if you've ever heard of the steriotype that people in connecticut are all rich and snotty...
than that mey have been the first TRUE rumor you've ever heard!
anyway... i love any sort of water; oceans, beaches, pools, FOR GODS SAKE I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A CUP OF WATER!
wow, i'm really random... and a bad lier.
kaybye!
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