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cupcake069
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 8:41pm UTC

&Maybe Voldemort's face is flat
because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station
♥
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cupcake069
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 8:34pm UTC

No cough syrup,
You are not grape flavored. Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape.
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cupcake069
posted a quote
December 16, 2011 8:31pm UTC

&Isn't it funny
How your parents say It's "Their house" until it needs to be cleaned. then it magicly becomes yours.
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cupcake069
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December 16, 2011 8:25pm UTC

I'm not fat,
my stomach is 3D
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cupcake069
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:39pm UTC

A jealous girl
will do better research
t h a n t h e
fbi
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cupcake069
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:38pm UTC

a wink face makes everything
sound so innapropriate.
w e n e e d m o r e m i l k
w e n e e d m o r e m i l k;)

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cupcake069
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:33pm UTC

"perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears
s o w e c a n s e e l i f e i n a c l e a r e r v i e w "
~Bob marley ♥

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 5:05pm UTC

I just stepped on a cornflake
I am a cereal killer.

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 5:17pm UTC

You Have Your Best Hand Writing
then you realize have to erase it

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 3:02pm UTC

NO FACEBOOK ,
I don't want to add my location.
Sincerely,
Waldo

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 2:59pm UTC

I M 2 6 C 4 U
Now say it fast.

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 9:39pm UTC

&Who else remembers
Estaban Julio Recardo Montoyo Dela Rosa Rameriz
♥

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC

*frozen computer*
hmm... maybe if i spaztasticly click everywhere it will start to work...
♥
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:28pm UTC

&I remember when
barbie was the only girl made out of plastic
♥
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:24pm UTC

sarcasm:
the ability to insult idiots without them knowing
♥
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:23pm UTC

why is your bucket on top of my door?
why is your door undernieth my bucket??
♥ if you remember this
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 3:16pm UTC

for the next 5-10 seconds
do not think about penguins.
♥
fav if you thought about them
credit; beachylove ashleymclovin

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 10:41pm UTC

Dear s l u t,
this may come as a suprise to you, but your boobs go IN your shirt.
Thanks.

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 5:05pm UTC

that awkward moment when you forget your name.
Because you memorized everything about fine dining

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cupcake069
posted a quote
November 12, 2011 5:39pm UTC

"It's due on Friday"
Thursday night freak-out session it is...

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