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  1. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    My own parents
    can make me feel like crap and they don't even realize it.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    my two emotions
    caps lock and not caps lock
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    “Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.”
    — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts
    when you're in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random thoughts in your head like "ooh cupcakes, and raindrops and teacups."

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    how screwd up would it be if
    if the last sentence of the harry potter book was "and then harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase."

  6. lilchola805 lilchola805
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
    At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
    At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
    At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
    At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
    At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
    At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
    At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
    At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
    At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
    At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
    At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
    At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
    At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
    & one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
    If you love your dad, favorite.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥

  8. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  9. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  10. kayybeee18 kayybeee18
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Screw Obama & Romney
    I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed Regina George in front of a bus.
    -Nmf (;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    here's to the girls...
    who want to date an a t h l e t e,
    simply to wear a
    h o o d i e with his
    last name on the back..

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    He sharpened his pencil today.
    You're probably thinking "So what, everyone does."
    But, he didn't just sharpen it.
    He walked all the way to the other side of the room, brushed against my arm, smiled & started talking to me.
    The thing is, there was a working pencil sharpener right beside his desk.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Haley_DixonVixon13 Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I've always wondered what goes through
    a boys mind
    when he starts falling for a girl.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Roroashee Roroashee
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    "From now on, I'm eating healthy"
    *five minutes later*
    Lol jk. I'll start tomorrow.

  18. Grainne12 Grainne12
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Crocs
    Making humans look like idiots since 2002

  19. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

  20. KatieBear KatieBear
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:23pm UTC
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