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1. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 11:04pm UTC
   Admit it,
   when you were little, you looked up the dirty words in the dictionary.
   
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2. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2012 7:15pm UTC
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3. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 1:15pm UTC
   "Wow, that's a nice looking pair of crocs!"
   Said no one ever.
   Nmf/q
   
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4. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2012 7:51pm UTC
   I've always wondered what goes through
   a boys mind
   when he starts falling for a girl.♥
   
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5. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 12:46am UTC
   Money can't buy happiness...
   But I think every girl would much rather cry in a mansion with a ferrari outside, other than in a van down by the river.
   
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6. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 12:36am UTC
   *Home Alone*
   Expectation:
   Party! Party!
   Reality:
   Peeing with the door open and singing to the top of your lungs.
   
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7. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 12:26am UTC
   My ex has this really annoying habit. It's where he does that thing called Breathing.
   
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8. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 12:15am UTC
   That mini party you throw...
   When the teacher leaves the classroom.
   Nmf
   
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9. Haley_DixonVixon13
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 12:11am UTC
   Facebook says were friends.
   But trust me, if I was given the chance to punch you in the face-
   I wouldn't hesitate.
   
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10. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 12:05am UTC
    HEY!
    I found your nose.
    It was in my business again.
    /nmf
    
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11. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    Niall *Posts on Twitter*: Eatin a big fat philly cheese steak!
    Me: This is why I love you.
    
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12. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    What they say:
    Hi, were One Direction!
    What we hear:
    Hi,were One Direction! Our beautiful faces and sexy voices are getting you pregnant right at this very moment!
    format by jimmy365
    
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13. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 10:28am UTC
    They say nothing rhymes with orange...
    WRONG!
    'Nothing' and 'Orange' don't rhyme. ;)
    nmf
    
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14. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    If payback is a b*tch,
    ________________________________________________________________________________
    And revenge is sweet,
    _______________________________________________________________________________)
    I'm the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet
    nmf/q
    not minne.
    
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15. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    If being popular
    means sleeping around, smoking, drinking, and bullying....
    I don't want to be popular♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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16. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    *Who else has ever wondered...*
    {{If there were hidden cameras in their house?}}
    
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17. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Wait for the perfect moment
    Take the moment and make it perfect.
    <3
    Nmf/q
    
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18. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    "LOOOOOL"
    Oh, so you're laughing out out out out out loud? Yeah, I bet you are.
    
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19. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Boy: Why do you even like One Direction? They don't even know you exist.
    Me: Why do you keep breathing if you're going to die Anyways?
    
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20. Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Why is it...
    That I always fall for the guys I will never have?
    
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