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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 6:03pm UTC

teacher: why don't you have a writing utensil?
me: it is 7 in the morning. be grateful i'm here and wearing clothes.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 6:05pm UTC

rock, paper, take off all your clothes.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 6:07pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 6:09pm UTC

i'm that horrible friend that reads
your text then puts the phone down to do something and forgets to reply until 3 hours later.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

...and yet despite the look on my face,
you are still talking...

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 6:14pm UTC

sorry, but your password must contain an
uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct animal and a hieroglyph.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 6:16pm UTC

i'm always full of energy until
someone says the words "clean up."

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:38pm UTC

every time i get settled on the couch
with food, i always forget my drink in the kitchen.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:49pm UTC

who else used to jump only on certain tiles
in the store because the other ones were made of lava?

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:55pm UTC

does anyone else remember those
square scooter from gym class and how awesome they were until you ran over your damn fingers?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:47pm UTC

the only reason as to why i'm fat
is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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munster
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December 30, 2012 6:05pm UTC

I'm staring at my reflection.
O h G o d I l o o k p a t h e t i c t o n i g h t .

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MaxEatsCrayons
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December 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

The bright side is that my ugliness makes others feel even
better about themselves and gain self confidence.

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yourcool
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December 30, 2012 5:40pm UTC

"can i ask you a question?"
and BAM, just like that everything you have ever done wrong in your life flashes before your eyes.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 5:51pm UTC

i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."

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finding_nemo
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December 29, 2012 6:48pm UTC

*my brother's friend telling us what he got for christmas*
him: So I'm at my grandparent's and we're all sitting around opening presents.
him: I open mine from my mom.
him: She gave me hair jel
brother: But you have a shaved head
him: I know. So I tell my mom what am I suppose to use this on? My pubes?
me: You said this in front of your entire family?
him: Yeah.
This kid really has no filter.

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