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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cupcake_lover88
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January 14, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Not that any of you would care... but my dad just died fighting for our country......

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SomeRandomDude
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January 14, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Ugly girls
are like unicorns.
They don't
EXIST

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Baseballisme
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January 14, 2013 8:08pm UTC

I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the IPhone charger a few feet longer.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 14, 2013 7:36pm UTC

I have two moods.
I either skip every song on my iPod or I let the music play without interruption.

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heyitzhay
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January 15, 2013 6:13pm UTC

It kills me that other girls want you

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BravoSierra
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February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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CandyBurst
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May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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dreams_come_true
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March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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Walshy
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January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Do you have a boyfriend?
Pshh yeah..
What's his name?
Waldo.
Where is he?
I'm still looking.

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eve123
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February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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soccerloverx03x
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January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Admit it,
you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

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livelaughlovee16
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June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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animallovers46
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January 15, 2013 5:11pm UTC

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

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Hale_Storm18
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January 15, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Take a deep breath and repeat after me:
-I am not a letter grade
-I am not a GPA
-I am not a statistic
-I am not just a student
-I am good at something
-I am more than what an institution tells me I am

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ErinIsTheName*
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January 15, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Dear family,
Just because I'm laughing
when I'm reading a text,
doesnt been I'm flirting with
someone.
Sincerely,
Every teenage girl.

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
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January 15, 2013 5:42pm UTC

What happened to 'I miss you'?

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bubbleeater24
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January 15, 2013 5:43pm UTC

... and the worst kind of love is when you don't want to admit it to yourself. you never admit it to your friends. But when you think about it, he's the one you really want to be with.
But you can't.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nova ♥*
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January 15, 2013 5:45pm UTC

weird laws #2
In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter,
the parking fee has to be paid, just as it would be for a vehicle.
© Anneleea99929

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