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JordanReneee
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January 24, 2014 10:10pm UTC

Im not one of those clingy girls. i wont text you first everyday. Come up & talk to me or we wont talk. If you short answer me i simply wont reply. If you attempt to distance yourself from me, i will push you away faster than you can say "dont go". Compare me to other girls & you can be HERS. Act like you want to be with me or you can be without. Maybe im not worth the effort, but maybe i am. But one thing is F O R S U R E. . i was just fine before you came into my life. So i will be perfectly okay when you decide to walk out. ✌

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Bernicexoxo*
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 12:48pm UTC

in class today:
girl: you might be ghetto if you bring food from the outside into the movies
me: um no you might stupid if you pay $4.99 for a pack of skittles.

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Olisbabe *
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December 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC

me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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Ethanol
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 9:37am UTC

A loser might just beat a
genius through hard work and determination.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC

one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 11:28pm UTC

If everyone cared and nobody cried,
IF EVERYONE LOVED AND NOBODY LIED;
if everyone shared and swallowed their pride
then we'd see the day when nobody died.
Please don't remove this!

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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC

If you can't afford condoms,
you can't afford kids.
lolsotrue.com

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Steve*
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 6:24am UTC

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i
was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too
and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom
and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected
our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most
scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Do you ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is so f.ucking hard man what's up with that.

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 4:20pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..
I still don't know where my pencil is though.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 1:21am UTC

When you like a band,
you identify yourself with them.
THEY BECOME PART OF WHO YOU ARE.
- Pierre Bouvier (Simple Plan)

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Apage
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Dear puberty,
haha, joke's over.
You can make me hot now...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 8:09pm UTC

If tears could build a stairway
and memories were like a lane,
I would walk right up to heaven
to bring you back again

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^_^*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:34am UTC

I can imagine Taylor Swift getting married and writing a song complaining about her husband never
putting the toilet
seat down...

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 8:37am UTC

I got straight A's
but that wasn't good enough
People compliment me on my personality
but thats not good enough
I'm skinny
but that's not good enough
I help around the house
but that's not good enough
I help others
but that's not good enough
I don't get in trouble
but that's not good enough
I'm just the daughter
who's not good enough

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:29am UTC

Remember to follow your dreams
not your parents

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 3:22pm UTC

He said the way my blue eyes shine put those Georgia stars to shame
that night, I said "Who you been messin' around with? My eyes are as brown as the shìt you're talking."

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