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  1. lifexinxmusicx lifexinxmusicx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    There are different types of hugs:
    someone who's taller than you - feels safe
    shorter than you - feels protective
    larger than you - tight
    skinnier than you - arms go all the way around
    Mom - loving
    Best Friend - friendly
    Stranger / someone you just met - inviting
    someone who's sad - reassuring
    Him - the best feeling in the world, you feel safe and warm and
    never want to let go.
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  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Your face is not a colouring book.
    Chill out with the makeup.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    People are so predictable.
    Like, I bet you are reading this right now.

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    kim possible & ron stoppable finally getting together
    was the highlight of my childhood.

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    How did Dexter's parents not find out about his secret lab?
    The electric bill had to be huge!

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    "I need a new profile picture."
    *takes picture*
    *looks at it*
    "Now I remember why I don't change my proifle picture."

  7. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    All I want is to;
    feel your arms;
    smell your cologne;
    look into your eyes;
    taste your lips;
    and hear one final, "I love you."
    Is that so much to ask for?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Taking a bubble bath
    Always results in a Santa beard.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Vampire: *Bites guy* Any last words?
    Guy: I have AIDS.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    You're too gorgeous to be single.
    Really? You're too ugly to be flirting with me.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    How I finish a presentation:
    "So.. yeah."

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    I think I'll end up like Plankton.
    Marrying my computer.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Just the little things in life:
    when a baby wraps its whole fist around one of your fingers.
    fave for a series? x

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    and suddenly, you're all I need,
    the reason why I smile:)

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    I wanna save your heart tonight,
    she'll only break you, leave you torn apart.......

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    I hate it when websites ask me, "Are you a human?"
    It's like, no, I'm a freakin' unicorn.

  19. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    When I first get my new phone: Place it very gently on my bed avoiding all possible damage.
    One month later: Standing in the other room while I chuck it through the doorway, bounce it off a chair hoping it lands on my bed and doesn't hit the dog.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I’ll be back in 5 minutes.
    If I’m not read the first sentence again.

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