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yourcool
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February 12, 2013 3:46pm UTC

puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.

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OhHoePlease
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February 17, 2013 4:06pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
Facebook: Lying to people you know.
Witty: Being honest with complete strangers.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sexybreadtin
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February 17, 2013 5:20pm UTC

the best feeling ever
when you're listening to music and you
leave the room, still singing the song
in your head, then you come back
and find that the singing in your
head was in sync with the song.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
nmq

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC

You are now chatting with a Person
K
lmnopqrstuvwxyz
ahsbhcbdjcvbdv
Are you really that dumb that you didn't notice i was finishing th alphabet for you?
Bunnylover43 Format (www.wittyimagination.weebly.com)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC

once
we share an inside
joke i will not
stop reminding you of
how funny it is
until you regret ever
meeting me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 7:28am UTC

do you ever have the urge
to tell someone to shut up when they aren't even talking

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:14pm UTC

if you pull out my earphones
i will pull out your arteries
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:37pm UTC

B(EA)U(T)Y
OhHoePlease

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 5:42pm UTC

If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3
There should be
a plus-sized Disney princess.
♥
format by ohhoeplease

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC

There’s nothing
like the deep breaths after laughing that hard.
Nothing in the world like a sore stomach
for the right reasons.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
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February 6, 2013 3:04pm UTC

*In English talking about chivalry*
Teacher: Most people would say chivalry is dead
Kid: What is chivalry?
Teacher: Like opening a door for a lady, pulling her chair out for her, walking on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street
Kid: Why would you walk on the side closest to the street?
Teacher: In case a car comes, it hits you instead of her
Kid: Why would you do that?! Are you crazy?! Just push her in front of the car and save yourself. Every man for themself!
Teacher: And that's why you don't have a girlfriend
Everyone: *Dies of laughter*

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

I never really understood
why when you're referring to "the talk" you say "the birds, and the bees." Like what? Since when do birds and bees have anything to do with it? It would be a lot simpler, and less confusing if you just said "when you're an adult and you love someone, or you're just an 'excited' teenager, you rip each others clothes off and do the hokey pokey."
Side note: Remember don't have (more appropriate term for witty) bow chicka wow wow, because you will get pregnant and die. Or you'll get some kind of STD..

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Steve
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Don't stretch your arms more than your sleeves can reach.

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HometownHero
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I wanna play twister with someone really hot
"oops i fell & touched your whole body"

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Wittians are family
& family is forever.

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