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ilyJam4evaa
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November 16, 2011 2:45am UTC

I'm sexy and i know it.
Fave if you said it LMFAO style.

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cales11
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November 15, 2011 11:47am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENTwhen your crush walks by and instead of getting butterflies you get elephants.

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lovehimmorethanwords
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November 13, 2011 2:11pm UTC

BRANDONCYRUS
"hey girls, can you please follow me? i follow back. also check out brandoncyrus.com!"
So sad, brandoncyrus isn't following anyone.
1570 people are following brandoncyrus
credit to: Mister_Alex

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Second_To_None
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November 15, 2011 2:17am UTC

i hope you choke.

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Shmurf97
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November 14, 2011 5:25pm UTC

L . S . H . I . F. O . M . U. O. W. I .
D. H . A . U. B. I . I . D. I . W . N . I . W.
Laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn, oh wait i dont have a unicorn, but if i did i would name it winston♥
MQ NMF

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 14, 2011 3:55pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you shouldn't laugh but you do...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 14, 2011 6:40pm UTC

The lazy rule:
can't reach what I dropped, don't need it.

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tylerr
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November 14, 2011 5:22pm UTC

-looks through top quotes-
brandoncyrus
brandoncyrus
brandoncyrus
brandoncyrus
brandoncyrus
brandoncyrus
brb killing myself.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 2:05pm UTC

they don't sell Lucky Charms in the UK
omg someone needs to send me a box :'(

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marie1616
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November 14, 2011 3:37pm UTC

Girl: Guy's are like bra's they hook up behind your back.
Boy: Girls are like condoms they spend more time in your wallet then on your d*ck..
-nmq/mnf
Soooo funny lmao :)
Format: twilightgirl995

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sydissic
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November 14, 2011 3:03pm UTC

"I hope you go bald!!!"
"I hope they cancel Oprah !!!"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!"
fave[♥] if you know where this is from (:

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC

I just saw a commercial
for the Kardashian clothing
line at sears. I wonder how
long the return policy is.
72 days?
format; ohhshanappp

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 3:28pm UTC

Do you think
hoes call their private parts,
public parts?
❤

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 14, 2011 3:58pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you're trying to get over someone, that you didn't even go out with...

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 3:38pm UTC

I hate it when
my shower only has
2 options;
3rd degree burns, or skinny dipping in Antarctica
anyone else ?

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 14, 2011 5:13pm UTC

That FML moment when
you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:00pm UTC

when you spell a word correctly
but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever, questioning it's existence.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:37pm UTC

brandon cyrus blocked me
oh the loss

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