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  1. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:59pm UTC
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  2. wittyspaz wittyspaz
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    am i the only one that just a little
    c 1
    brings a smile to my face?

  3. xxprettygirlx xxprettygirlx
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Don't run until your sure someone will catch you. ♥

  4. BrasilainHotty BrasilainHotty
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    *Watching Say yes to the Dress*
    Me: I want to wear a mermaid dress
    Mom: For your first wedding you should wear a ball gown
    Me: ....My first?

  5. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Zayn Malik in a horror movie.
    Zayn: Picks up phone-- Hello?
    Killer on the phone: I can see you....
    Zayn : Really?! How do i look!?

  6. MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart MusicIsMyLifeRapIsMyHeart
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    User: Vas.
    Cleverbot: Happenin!

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I never understood why people cheat
    If you don't want to be with a person,
    then break up with them.
    It's not complicated,
    you are just a selfish person
    and there's no excuse for it.

  8. jcpeace jcpeace
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    A thousand things to I should say,
    but instead I'll smile and tell you, "I'm okay."

  9. ForeverMeAndYou ForeverMeAndYou
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    -Hey I just met you,-
    And my name's Dori...
    -Hey I just met you-;

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    Attention Witty
    April 30th is No One Direction Day!
    KEEP YOUR FANATIC POSTS OFF!

  11. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    "I once cried in a restaurant because the watress told me I could
    Not eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon."
    -Liam Payne

  12. swimmingwithacat swimmingwithacat
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    For every fave i will do 10 sit-ups:)
    so im trying to loose a bit of weight
    (holiday tummy);) so for every like i will
    do 10 sit-ups and i promise i will!
    so please fave it!
    format by sandrasaurus

  13. when_forever_comes_to_an_end when_forever_comes_to_an_end
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    nmf
    Sticks and stones may
    break my bones, but words will leave phycological wounds that never heal.
    -Fairly Odd Parents

  14. WeirdFacts WeirdFacts
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:50am UTC
    Weird Facts #42
    The people in your dreams are real faces of real people you have met during your life,
    that you may not remember

  15. mick mick
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:43am UTC
    There's always the one beautiful girl, who doesn't have a boyfriend, and you can't understand why.

  16. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    People who say "Suck My D!ck. . ."
    Girls: 90%
    Boys: 10%
    Fav If You Agree <3

  17. Olivegurl Olivegurl
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly"
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees

  18. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    One Direction things#192
    Niall: Zayn is the mysterious one, you never know what he's thinking.
    Zayn: ...Sheep
    LOL OMG I LOVE YOU ZAYN<3

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  19. elleisabeast elleisabeast
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 11:16am UTC
    I'm doing a survey.
    FAV <3 if your single.
    Comment if your not with your boyfriends name.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  20. princess_alone princess_alone
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    I have always wanted to
    walk up to a stranger, hand him a
    briefcase and whisper,
    "YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
    format by julietechoecho

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